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#1951 |
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Surveying a considerable amount of collateral damage to structures in the wake of the fight:
"It's true. You can generally tell where we've been." |
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#1952 |
Hero of Democracy
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: far from the ocean
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Major*: "Its not the alligators that bug me, its the sharks."
Doctor: "Damnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a big game hunter!" Doctor: "I'm trying to heal, not take potshots at dinosaurs" Major: "Alligators aren't dinosaurs" Lieutenant: "Only one way to be sure!" Lieutenant: "Now there is blood in the water!" Doctor: "Why are you so intent on harming ocean life?" Major: "Its a manifestation of the ocean that I can shoot!" *With phobia of deep water
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#1953 |
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Alsea, OR
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"I don't trust this place. Especially given the red-eyed squirrels...."
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#1954 |
Night Watchman
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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"Ashok is a junior Indian policeman, in the state of Assam. He makes very good tea."
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#1955 |
Forum Pervert
(If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Somewhere high up.
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Jasmine: "I'm technically French, I was born in Champagne."
Mika: "I've heard water births before . . .." -- James: "Do we know who 'The Shadow of Death' might be?" Zeus: "Um, my wife?" Hercules: "Mom?" -- Mark: "That's why they contacted Halycon, he's . . ." Chaos: "An actual adventurer." Kitasi: "Yeah, he didn't just stay at a Holliday Inn Express, last night." -- GM: "The ship didn't think it would be terribly protective." Myles (OOC): "We didn't want it to be 'terribly' protective, we want it to be 'wonderfully' protective." Sean (OOC): "Can I have one invincibility?" -- Bella: "Pegasus, if you lose contact with us, blast in and save us." Stellar Pegasus: "Um . . . uh . . .." Myles (OOC): "Those might be mutually exclusive." -- Myles (OOC): "Had the ship used any word other than 'bomb' we might not have gone in." -- Myles: "I'm going to be over here, outside of fireball formation." -- GM: "I don't know that The Stellar Pegasus counts as a Holliday Inn Express . . .." -- Myles (OOC): "It's great tactics to send two up above then four more, down where no one can see them." GM: "SHHHHHHH!" -- GM: "Sean, on your turn, other than changing your pants, what would you like to do?" Sean (OOC): "Order some depends." -- GM: "Bella, I said roll for damage, not stats!" Myles: "He takes a savage war knick." -- GM: "Everyone, give me an IQ roll." Sarah: "I left that in my other character." -- GM: "Well, Sarah is going to go first, and trigger all of the cascading waits. Which will be hilarious one way or the other." |
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#1956 |
Forum Pervert
(If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Somewhere high up.
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GM: "You know that 16 he just rolled? I didn't need to save it, he rolled it again."
-- GM: "You've never heard an AI be flummoxed before." -- Sarah (OOC): "Oh, no, we can't trust them at all, but the moment a pretty girl shows up, you'll spill your guts." -- Bella: "Cow. Cow Squeezings. Pig." -- Sean (OOC): "Sarah got kameameha and I got spirit guns." GM: "Force push--destroy droid." -- Sean: "Pegasus, begin playing Star Wars." Stellar Pegasus: "I'm sorry, I cannot infringe on copyrights at this range." -- Selara: "You are a very eclectic group." Sarah: "You can say that again." Selara: "You are a very eclectic group?" -- Stellar Pegasus: "I know what a dragon is. I've looked at the human internet." Party: "We're sorry." Sean: "Thank you for not going all Skynet on us." -- Ying: "That's on my list--to learn some history." Sarah: "I didn't learn it on Earth, and you can't make me learn it here! I'm more interested in making history!" |
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#1957 |
Hero of Democracy
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: far from the ocean
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The Ocean-Phobia character states he is not willing to pilot the submarine drone.
Other PC1: "You don't want to be vicariously in the water?" Other PC2: "Maybe he needs exposure therapy"
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