Memorable Quotes.

[Blood Legend]

Oh lord.....

[al_kenobi]

We were playing Redneck Life a couple months ago and one of the players was rolling for her name.

April: How do you spell "Wynona"

Me: "W - Y - N - O - N - A *pause* M - O - U - S - E"

April: Okay, thanks!

At a game store in Houston a few years back, a friend was wanting to spell something but needed help.

Jennifer: How do you spell demogognus?

Glen: D - E - M - I - M - O - O - R - E.

Jennifer: Thank you!

Yes, both of them caught the joke after a minute or two.

Al

[mechgogo]

PC in a Red Hand session after dumping a mess of Hobgoblins off a seige ladder "You guys were done with this right?" as they lift it up the wall.

Another group of Hobs after watching the PCs at the same battle torch a bunch of their friends "Oh SH##!" it's them!"

A PC in a Mutants in Masterminds game explaining the meaning of his handle "It's French for "Duck Dummy!" .

[digoraccoon]

In a recent fantasy adventure, the players were traversing the 9 circles of Hell to reach an evil elemental being at the bottom that must be slain. The journey there was... surprisingly like wonderland.

Devil: "What are you people doing here? You're not even dead!"
PC Druid: "Uh... we're delivering ice water?"
Devil: "Really? Give it here!"
PC Druid: **Hands over the pitcher of water**
Devil: **Holds the pitcher over the pit of burning souls** "Hey, who wants a cold drink?"
PC Cleric: "That's mean even for Hell."


Though their paranoia is still working:

PC Rogue: "I check the stairs for traps."
GM: "No traps found."
PC Wizard: "Is it locked?"

[al_kenobi]

Originally Posted by digoraccoon

In a recent fantasy adventure, the players were traversing the 9 circles of Hell to reach an evil elemental being at the bottom that must be slain. The journey there was... surprisingly like wonderland.

Devil: "What are you people doing here? You're not even dead!"
PC Druid: "Uh... we're delivering ice water?"
Devil: "Really? Give it here!"
PC Druid: **Hands over the pitcher of water**
Devil: **Holds the pitcher over the pit of burning souls** "Hey, who wants a cold drink?"
PC Cleric: "That's mean even for Hell."

That's awesome!!

[Blood Legend]

Originally Posted by digoraccoon

Devil: "What are you people doing here? You're not even dead!"
PC Druid: "Uh... we're delivering ice water?"
Devil: "Really? Give it here!"
PC Druid: **Hands over the pitcher of water**
Devil: **Holds the pitcher over the pit of burning souls** "Hey, who wants a cold drink?"
PC Cleric: "That's mean even for Hell."

I know that when I stop giggling like a little girl, that I'm just going to start up again...why do I resist? Whats the point anymore...

[Kiraogr]

I remember one day we were gaming and one of the players was talking about a different gaming group he had been in and he said " then we were attacked by giant evil level draining squirrels, It was nuts!"
We all died laughing

[vicky_molokh]

Quote's from Saturday's game I took part in:

Fighter (with Decreased Time Rate at the moment): "He, has, probably, hidden himself." (Profound pause) "Aaand, died."
WH40K Sniper/Sneak: "Woops. Well, at least that leaves hope that he's not spoiled yet."

On a flat wasteland of a dead planet, outside a bunker.
Morph (mocking Aliens/2): "Game over man! Maybe we should start a bonfire and sing a song?"
Sniper: "Bonfire out of what?"
Dragonkin: "Songs out of what?"

[Blood Legend]

Originally Posted by Molokh

On a flat wasteland of a dead planet, outside a bunker.
Morph (mocking Aliens/2): "Game over man! Maybe we should start a bonfire and sing a song?"
Sniper: "Bonfire out of what?"
Dragonkin: "Songs out of what?"

This is win and awesome.

From Me:
"I'm big enough of a man to take that randomly enough as an insult."

A Kiwaku stunt:
I cooked it.
You cooked it?
I cooked it.
Why'd you cook it?
I wanted it cooked.

Me again:
I have all these skills at all these levels but I'm only allowed to use them under these circumstances.
You're not my enemy.
You're not threatening anyone I know.
And its not a fair fight.
You'd totally get pwnd.
Here have this nuke, if you feel you're losing, detonate it.

[jason taylor]

Me and my dad used to have a running gag where you are surrounded by enemies. The one who is playing the character calls upon them to surrender. When it is refused, the one who is running the campaign makes the comment,"You admire their courage."

One time I was captain of an American frigate in the War of 1812. Me and a British frigate captain called upon each other to strike. Both of us refused. Then dad said, "You mutually admire each other's courage."