Memorable Quotes.

[Dr. Beckenstein]

Shadowrun Cop campaign. The dwarf (dwarfish?) lieutenant is hit by a burst of armour-piercing bullets, bringing him to the threshold of death.

GM: "Remember that, if you die, your not-quite-ex-wife will collect the widow's pension."

[ericthered]

GM: "Judith welcomes you into the room"
Types out name for Players, along with picture of woman with a resting deep scowl: 'Judith Soyer"
Note taking player in chat: "LOL! I wrote down Judas."


Judith: "What was so important you couldn't handle it with a video call?"
PC Engineer (from 1980s): "We don't have the protocols to connect to your network anymore"
Judith: "So you're here for tech support?"
PC Doctor: "No, We're here to negotiate"
PC Commander: "We're hear to negotiate for tech support!"
PC Doctor( OOC) : "She's making that face, right now, isn't she?"

"Maybe if you get it in the hands of the right conspiracy nut"

"Look Mom, its Greenland!"
"And its actually green!"

[johndallman]

GM: "He's a nineteen-forties copper: no Law (Police), but he does have Forced Entry."

[Mark Skarr]

Discovering Nico can "summon" fantastical creatures she's familiar with, the party buys her a D&D Monster Manual.

Nico: "An owlbear? What's next, a duck-beaver?"
Skye: "That's called a platypus."
Nico: "Well, if we're just making [stuff] up!"

[johndallman]

Me: "This was designed by someone who'd played a lot of White Wolf, but thought it wasn't confusing enough."

[David Johnston2]

(1st edition Shadowrun)

The only way we can hurt a troll is by shoving a grenade down his shorts!"

[Mark Skarr]

Jace: "I like being called 'limited edition.'"
GM: "That's it, you're not a mutant, you're a misprint."

[ericthered]

Explaining what an IFF transponder is:
"I'm a dutch soldier. I'm a dutch hovercraft. I'm dutch powerarmor. I'm a dutch minigun, even though only americans would build such a rediculous weapon, but I'm a dutch minigun"


Power Armor Owner:"Just need to get some wooden shoes for the power armor"


Mostly in the Chat:

"I don't speak japanese so I can tell you what he said"
悪いボート
google translate tells me this means "bad boat"
Warui Boto
domo arigato warui bōto


"crossdimensional rats unlocked"

[Fred Brackin]

Originally Posted by ericthered

I'm a dutch minigun, even though only americans would build such a rediculous weapon, but I'm a dutch minigun"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goalkeeper_CIWS

For the education of your PCs. :)

[ericthered]

Originally Posted by Fred Brackin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goalkeeper_CIWS

For the education of your PCs. :)

Its Autonomous -- they're on the robot world right now. That's fantastic!


I said that. I was mostly sarcastic, because we've been making fun of the minigun for ever since someone went over the High Tech list of machine guns and got wide eyed at those stats.


I actually mentioned the gun before:

Originally Posted by ericthered

"That's not a machine gun, that's a rotary Cannon"
"This [Posts Image] is what a normal machine gun looks like. apparently PCs are too good for 'normal'"
"there is nothing 'mini' about this gun"