Memorable Quotes.

[ericthered]

About a PC in power armor:
"take off your helmet so we can confirm your identity and/or shoot you"

"Prisoner? What Prisoner? A corpse is not a prisoner"

"So now he's a prisoner as opposed to a corpse"

"I have not been brainwashed, I have been interpolated"
(interpolation being basically brainwashing)

"Don't struggle too much or your catheter will come out"

"Don't worry, we only do brain surgery here"

"Did we all get hit in the left leg?" (The entire party of 4 PCs)

"Yes"

[Mark Skarr]

Ying: "I have xenophilia! There here to be friendly! We should hail them!"
GM: "Fortunately, Sarah has control of the communications."
Sarah: "Yeah, that's crazy talk."

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Bella: "I'm missing something."
Sean (OOC): "Sanity!"
Ying (OOC): "If you find yours, let me know!"

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Ying: "Fellow traveler, you're shooting at our ship, please stop."
Bella and GM (OOC): "HELLO TRAVELER!"
(And now there's a Claptrap on the map.)

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(After a 20d non-wounding, double-knockback attack sent three enemies sprawling 12 hexes)
Sarah: "Not bad, huh? I should take up pool."

[Mark Skarr]

Chloe: "Every time I think it can't get any weirder, I'm proven wrong!"
Baron Blitz: "For anyone else, I'd say 'welcome to being a super.'"
Chloe: "Becoming a super was my 'hold my beer' moment."

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Chloe: "Next, we'll discover Mary and I are half-sisters.
<beat>
<Gif of Naked Gun 33 1/3 mega face-palm)

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Baron Blitz: "Strangers things have happened--"
Chloe: "TODAY!"

[Dr. Beckenstein]

Shadowrun. The pc are mowing down slaughtering overwhelming a group of opponents with remarkable ease.

GM: (sighs) "Why am I even rolling the dice?"

Player: "Because you like the noise?"

[Mark Skarr]

GM: "There's a massive spike of stone jutting out of the ground at the park--that park."
Chloe: "[sighs]. Wait, is it coming out of the duck pond? If so, [expletive] them. [The ducks] can deal with it."

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Lost Opal: "I've got a 100-foot tall termite mound in the park!"
Baron Blitz: "And your answer was a 100-foot-tall anteater?"
Lost Opal: "I'M NEW AT THIS!"

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Chloe: "Yeah, it was a day--there was a lot. The bugs were the licorice-flavored enema to top off the day."
<beat>
Barry: "That was a word-picture."