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Old 04-30-2021, 03:58 PM   #1711
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"The city looks like Manhattan had a baby with a pipe organ."
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Old 05-02-2021, 11:19 PM   #1712
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GM: "Sigh."
Queenie: "Cue Benny Hill music."
GM: "Sigh." <click>
<beat>
Magnus: "You just happen to have Yakety Sax cue'd up."
GM: "After the last time . . .."
GM, Queenie and Seven: "Yes."
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Old 05-03-2021, 12:56 AM   #1713
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Magnus: "You just happen to have Yakety Sax cue'd up."
GM: "After the last time . . .."
GM, Queenie and Seven: "Yes."
Are they back in play? I've missed them.
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Old 05-05-2021, 10:25 PM   #1714
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Are they back in play? I've missed them.
They are not, at the moment, but that will be something we revisit, probably soon.

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James: "Well, that was akward."
Sabrina: "Yes."
James: "Did it get any better when I excused myself?"
Sabrina: "Well, it stopped getting worse."

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Mark (singing): "City of Heroes. City of Heroes."
Chaos: "So much better than City of Bimbos."
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Mark: "I do not know if I agree with that."
Chaos: "You would not see 'Leper Khan' in City of Bimbos."

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Old 05-12-2021, 08:49 PM   #1715
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"In my dictionary there's no such thing as running away."

Attack roll + damage roll

"Okay, now run."

"But you said-"

"Don't nitpick. My dictionary is flexible."

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Old 05-13-2021, 11:24 AM   #1716
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From Penguins of Madagascar (the series)

Skipper: Retreat!

Private: Retreat?

Kowalski: It's like running away, but manlier.
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Old 05-15-2021, 10:29 AM   #1717
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"It's OK, Rommel can run alongside."
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Old 05-15-2021, 07:17 PM   #1718
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Sabrina: "You look rough."
James: "You should see the other guy."
Sabrina: "Did you see a doctor?"
James: "Yeah, they said I had some internal bleeding--which is good, I like my blood to stay on the inside."

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GM: "You see some text around the vent in the steam room."
Shea: "Can you see this?"
Lynn: "No."
Shea: "It's some text around the vent."
Lynn: "What does it say."
Shea: "'God's in his heaven, all's right with the world.'"
GM: (Low, steady laughing) "No-oo-oo-oo, that's not what it says."
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Old 05-16-2021, 05:08 PM   #1719
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Raquel: “Raquel will put on a pair of reasonable boots to go into the mountains.”
Daska: “Hey, we’ve made progress.”
Raquel: “I’m not an idiot, I’m not going to wear heels into the mountains.”
Dranara (OOC): “I scoff, but that’s what my sister does.”
Raquel: “What? I’m five-foot-tall, I need heels to see over things!”

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(Sound of rapid pasting of minis in Tabletop Simulator)
Raquel (OOC): “That doesn’t sound good!”

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Raquel (OOC): “Bear thinks only you can prevent forest-fire ninjas.”

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GM: “He glares defiantly at you, and spits a bee back to you.”
Melissa: “I’ll let it go home.” (warning-potential body/insect horror)
Raquel (OOC): “And now he makes a fright check.”
GM (OOC): “Yeah.”

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Raquel (OOC): “All of the ninja’s are looking rough, but the big guy’s got bears on his face.”

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GM: “If he loses any more appearance levels, it would become an advantage.”

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Raquel (kinda OOC): “Good idea-shooting the enemy in the face. Bad idea-the Prometheus school of running away from things.”
(Raquel crit’d a head hit on a SM+3 monster, which then fell on her, after she botched her dodge.)

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GM (OOC): “You’re just lucky it’s not one of your monsters, Raquel.”
(My monsters have a tendency to explode.)
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Old 05-24-2021, 09:19 AM   #1720
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“I’m gonna punch this guy until a level comes out of you!”
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Raquel: “That’s not how that works . . ..”
Daska (OOC): “Is that the name of this session?”
Melissa (OOC): “That’s the name of this campaign.”
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