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Old 07-11-2008, 03:58 PM   #1611
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Wow. Two days without a post from the Brethren. That must have been some good Calvados.
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Old 07-12-2008, 07:49 AM   #1612
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OMG!!!

I've never seen Kromm and Chuck Norris in the same place!!!

That must mean they are the same person!!!

Kromm is so great that according to Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity, he can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Yes but Chuck Norris can slow down time while he fights and deliver a slow motion kick while standing on one leg unbalenced all this time. He can also kick people in the jaw and render them unconscious without killing or seriously injuring them as he works for a family show that has a theme song that sounds more like the Staasi then the Texas Rangers.

When the Eye of the Ranger is upon you
Any wrong you do he's gonna see
When your in Texas look behind you
cus that's where the Ranger's gonna be!
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Old 07-12-2008, 07:55 AM   #1613
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Isn´t this a bit like whether an omnipotent deity could create a stone so heavy that he himself could no longer lift it ?

Besides, He said "hardly". Which is obviously true, for He is it "easily".
Actually it is established church doctrine that omnipotence does not include contradiction.

But if you believe or suspend disbelief in the Incarnation then obviously God as God could easily have made a rock that God as Christ couldn't lift.

Not that it matters enough to make a fuss.
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Old 07-12-2008, 12:30 PM   #1614
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Wow. Two days without a post from the Brethren. That must have been some good Calvados.
To my shame, I've only drunk Scotch the last few days. I'm opening a bottle of Macallan as we speak.
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:54 PM   #1615
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There is no bretheren...

All of "them" from Icelander to Jame are just Mr Punch posting under other accounts...

I think it is actually a little sad.
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Old 07-12-2008, 03:40 PM   #1616
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Sad ? If true, it means that I am Him too. Imagine, humble me being a Line Editor able to work miracles of all sorts. Now that is a wonderful idea/dream to end this day on. Thank you.
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Old 07-13-2008, 08:36 AM   #1617
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Sadly I must report that I may not be Him. At least this weekend´s weather here in berlin does not really support the idea that I can work miracles influencing it. Sob.
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Old 07-14-2008, 06:28 AM   #1618
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Being able to work full-time as a Line Editor and maintaining 30+ sock puppets as well is a miraculous ability in itself.
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:13 AM   #1619
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There is no bretheren...

All of "them" from Icelander to Jame are just Mr Punch posting under other accounts...

I think it is actually a little sad.
I am? Since when? And what am I doing in Massachusetts, which is by the way not in Montreal?
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:15 AM   #1620
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Being able to work full-time as a Line Editor and maintaining 30+ sock puppets as well is a miraculous ability in itself.
Hmm. Strong the force is with this one.
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