10-28-2024, 02:56 AM | #2051 |
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Phoenix: “The good news is we don’t have to go to the ancient city. The bad news is it’ll come to us.”
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Raquel: “That’s not how that works . . ..” Daska (OOC): “Is that the name of this session?” Melissa (OOC): “That’s the name of this campaign.” |
11-03-2024, 09:38 PM | #2052 |
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Skye: "I need to sit down--my visor gives me 'I-can't-handle-the-truth Sight.'"
-- Skye: "Pro tip: if you are invisible people can't see you. Cars. Won't. Stop." -- Skye: "It's called a library; it's where books congregate." -- GM: "He critically failed his DX check when he tried 'The Riker Maneuver.'" <beat> Skye: "Oh, ow! OW!" |
11-07-2024, 05:52 PM | #2053 |
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Skye: "Hmm, I wonder if it's legal to take a minor across state lines for super hero purposes?"
Heaven: "Hold on, I'll call my lawyer." <beat> Asmodeus (her lawyer): "I will make it legal." |
11-07-2024, 08:52 PM | #2054 |
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Curse of Strahd game, following the resurrection of an NPC:
Kat: "That, and he may have been yanked out of a better place." Keiran: "That's a very optimistic way of looking at it." Kat: "Of the two of us, Keiran, which has been dead before?" Ned: "It is not a competition."
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11-17-2024, 10:13 PM | #2055 |
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Mark: "'Cuz, you know, Magnus' answer is, everything burns!"
Chaos: "That's not a great thing to say coming out of the bathroom." -- Jake: "Aren't you a little young to be on a world-saving quest?" Teddy: "Not according to the pretty lady in the dream I just had." Jake: "Aren't you a little young to be dreaming of pretty ladies?" Teddy: (Totally deadpan) "Never." Jake: "Good point. I withdraw the question." -- Elvantyrr: "So, do you want to say what you do, or do we just assume from your appearance?" Jake: "You can't prove I'm nothing more than a legitimate business man." Elv: "Gotcha. Point Kobold." Jake: "That's slander, I can sue." GM: "Have you ever met a point kobold?" <beat> GM: "NO! Because we kept, accidentally, shooting them in the back!" -- Elv: "How troublesome is your sister?" Ismark: "Well--" Teddy: "Is she right in the head? We're not going to be sneaking a howling banshee out of town, are we?" -- Jake: "I'm not stupid. Just a little klepto." -- GM: "You've survived your first night in Ravenloft." Elv: "Woo-hoo! We've out lasted many characters!" -- GM: "You are all disheartened by an inhuman screaming coming from the church." Teddy: "I assume it's not screaming 'Bingo?'" -- Elv: "This place is . . . messed up." GM: "No! This place is . . . cursed!" Elv: "Yeah. 'This is cursed! That is cursed!'" -- GM: "Itzala (the shadow shoulder dragon) has a quirk: will be cute for food." -- GM: "It's got that 'new quiver' smell." |
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Sophie: "Oh, my God, this dress is a Versace. It's worth $10,000! Take it off right now!"
Chloe: "Um, okay." Sophie: "Oh, my God! What are you doing? Don't take your clothes off here!" -- Chloe: "If she was that good an actress, she'd be rolling in Oscars. And that's the Academy Award, not random men named 'Oscar.'" |
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Heaven: "I tend to have that effect on people."
Miele: "You can make people stupid? Are you Batman?" |
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