06-09-2021, 06:39 PM | #1731 |
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06-13-2021, 03:41 PM | #1732 |
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Melissa: "I'm spelling out the entire message, but I'm using my butt."
-- Skald: "Has anyone talked to the birds about the bees?" Raquel: "I'm sure Melissa has enough bees to lose some of them to the birds." Daska: "That's not what he means." Raquel: "I know, but I'm not having that talk with a ratman." -- Raquel: "Oh, God! Does this make us Murder Hobos?" GM (OOC): "No, you haven't killed anyone for hire. It's all been self-defense." Skald: "So, we're just hobos?" -- (Posting silly pictures of holding googly eyes over animals) Daska (OOC): "If I had some, I'd take a picture of my cat." Dranara (OOC): "I have a bag, if I could teleport you some, I would." <beat> Raquel (OOC): "And let's be honest--as gamers, if we could teleport, we totally would waste it on something like that." |
06-16-2021, 02:31 PM | #1733 |
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GM: "Undead minds run on AWS anyway."
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06-27-2021, 04:55 PM | #1734 |
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Queenie Puffinberger, and the Eclectic Mayhem got together for a non-canon one-shot to test out some stuff for a GURPS Expedition to the Barrier Peaks demo game.
GM: “Your travelling companion, Fireball, glows brightly and puts a torch or lantern to shame.” Magnus: “Yeah, but we can’t just throw a blanket over him . . ..” -- Magnus: “You did it. You managed to open a door . . ..” -- GM: “I couldn’t remember what spells you had. Other than set fire to things in various ways.” -- GM: “You know, after various services, cleaning up you find valuables.” Queenie: “Yeah, it’s part of the tithing process.” -- GM (OOC): “I did not draw this.” (Picture from a D&D Module) Magnus (OOC): “Neither did someone with bones, apparently.” -- Seven: “I do not think about pushing the button.” Fireball: “You’re not a good thief, are you?” -- GM: “It appears to be an indoor outhouse.” Seven: “The big pit wasn’t the toilet! Anything else in here?” GM: “Make a search roll.” Seven: “By six.” GM: “You find these three sea shells . . ..” -- Seven: “Follow me. And try to be quiet.” <beat> Seven (OOC): “And now I roll an eighteen . . ..” -- GM: “Fireball does not have stealth—no part of Fireball is stealthy!” -- Seven: “Let me see what Seven has . . ..” GM (OOC): “Other than short attention span?” -- Queenie (OOC): “Parker [her cat]! Stop being a naughty noodle! I’m going to give you some corporal cuddling!” GM (OOC): “Those sound like Tick-level super villains.” -- GM: “Seven, are you going to try to finish standing up?” Seven: “No, I’m going to crawl over to the robot. Is it warm?” GM: “Um.” Seven: “If it is even remotely warm, I’m going to cuddle up to it and go to sleep. That hurt.” -- Magnus: “Sorry to pull you away from your prior engagement.” Dranara (OOC): “Did you say ‘fryer engagement?’” -- GM: “Yep. That was enough. Queenie Killstealer.” Queenie (OOC): “Of the Clan Killstealer!” Last edited by Mark Skarr; 06-28-2021 at 12:45 PM. |
06-27-2021, 07:35 PM | #1735 | |
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06-28-2021, 12:45 PM | #1736 |
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06-28-2021, 04:21 PM | #1738 |
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"I did not lose my legs in the last war so you could boss me around"
"But you still have both of your legs" "Like i said, I did not lose my legs in the last war,so you could boss me around."
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06-28-2021, 07:42 PM | #1739 |
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07-01-2021, 06:56 PM | #1740 |
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The Honolulu relatives who destroyed a PC's life in childhood have begun to either die in bizarre accidents or be arrested for long-held dark secrets.
"When you wish upon a Hawaiian godfather, your dreams come true."
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