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Old 05-18-2012, 09:46 PM   #1
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I'm making a character who has control over poisons and I promised my friends that I would be making a poison-related pun AT LEAST once per session. Can anyone give me some suggestions that would work? I wanna do something like this. By the way, Mr. Freeze was my FAVORITE part of that movie.
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Old 05-18-2012, 09:51 PM   #2
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"He never knew it was there. I-owe-Cain for teaching me that trick."

"Sayonara . . . I mean, cyanide-a, pal."
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Old 05-18-2012, 09:54 PM   #3
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O yeah. I forgot to mention this is TL4, if that makes a difference.
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Old 05-18-2012, 09:58 PM   #4
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O yeah. I forgot to mention this is TL4, if that makes a difference.
I do think me that thou art French, as thou doth eat poisson.
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Old 05-18-2012, 11:38 PM   #5
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TL4? "Eat hot lead!" (Hey, it's a poison, too.)
"I want you to feel venom-enal."
"Arsenic all before, and he's a goner."
"Hemlock? Him couldn't even shut the door."
"Every rose has its thorn." <shrug>
"You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion."
"He be on hebenon anon."
"You're toxin my patience."

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thou doth eat poisson.
"Distribute this!"
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Old 05-18-2012, 11:44 PM   #6
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Digitalis? No, Alice doesn't need to know.
You are the apple seed of my eye.
It's bright in here. Anyone need a nightshade?
or a monkshood?
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Old 05-19-2012, 12:20 AM   #7
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Monksbane.
Wolfsbane.
Would you believe in any other bane?
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Old 05-19-2012, 12:42 AM   #8
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For luck I had my mistress kiss my blade. Mayhaps thou knowest her, she is Italian, and a beautiful lady.

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Old 05-19-2012, 12:51 AM   #9
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For luck I had my mistress kiss my blade. Perhaps thou knowest her, she is Italian, and a beautiful lady.
That is my GF's favorite poison, and downright favorite word.
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Old 05-19-2012, 01:00 AM   #10
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Jokes about poison? Taint funny.
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