Poison-related puns

Finalsora811 · 05-18-2012, 10:46 PM

I'm making a character who has control over poisons and I promised my friends that I would be making a poison-related pun AT LEAST once per session. Can anyone give me some suggestions that would work? I wanna do something like this. By the way, Mr. Freeze was my FAVORITE part of that movie.

PK · 05-18-2012, 10:51 PM

"He never knew it was there. I-owe-Cain for teaching me that trick."

"Sayonara . . . I mean, cyanide-a, pal."

Finalsora811 · 05-18-2012, 10:54 PM

O yeah. I forgot to mention this is TL4, if that makes a difference.

sir_pudding · 05-18-2012, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Finalsora811

O yeah. I forgot to mention this is TL4, if that makes a difference.

I do think me that thou art French, as thou doth eat poisson.

Anaraxes · 05-19-2012, 12:38 AM

TL4? "Eat hot lead!" (Hey, it's a poison, too.)
"I want you to feel venom-enal."
"Arsenic all before, and he's a goner."
"Hemlock? Him couldn't even shut the door."
"Every rose has its thorn." <shrug>
"You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion."
"He be on hebenon anon."
"You're toxin my patience."

Quote:

thou doth eat poisson.

"Distribute this!"

Flyndaran · 05-19-2012, 12:44 AM

Digitalis? No, Alice doesn't need to know.
You are the apple seed of my eye.
It's bright in here. Anyone need a nightshade?
or a monkshood?

Icelander · 05-19-2012, 01:20 AM

Monksbane.
Wolfsbane.
Would you believe in any other bane?

sir_pudding · 05-19-2012, 01:42 AM

For luck I had my mistress kiss my blade. Mayhaps thou knowest her, she is Italian, and a beautiful lady.

Flyndaran · 05-19-2012, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by sir_pudding

For luck I had my mistress kiss my blade. Perhaps thou knowest her, she is Italian, and a beautiful lady.

That is my GF's favorite poison, and downright favorite word.

Rocket Man · 05-19-2012, 02:00 AM

Jokes about poison? Taint funny.

05-18-2012, 10:46 PM	#1
Finalsora811 Join Date: Dec 2011	Poison-related puns I'm making a character who has control over poisons and I promised my friends that I would be making a poison-related pun AT LEAST once per session. Can anyone give me some suggestions that would work? I wanna do something like this. By the way, Mr. Freeze was my FAVORITE part of that movie.

05-18-2012, 10:51 PM	#2
PK Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dobbstown Sane Asylum	Re: Poison-related puns "He never knew it was there. I-owe-Cain for teaching me that trick." "Sayonara . . . I mean, cyanide-a, pal." __________________ Reverend Pee Kitty of the Order Malkavian-Dobbsian (Twitter) (LJ) MyGURPS: My house rules and *GURPS* resources. #SJGamesLive: I answered questions about *GURPS After the End* and more! {Watch Video} - {Read Transcript}

05-18-2012, 10:54 PM	#3
Finalsora811 Join Date: Dec 2011	Re: Poison-related puns O yeah. I forgot to mention this is TL4, if that makes a difference.

05-19-2012, 12:44 AM	#6
Flyndaran Untagged Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Forest Grove, Beaverton, Oregon	Re: Poison-related puns Digitalis? No, Alice doesn't need to know. You are the apple seed of my eye. It's bright in here. Anyone need a nightshade? or a monkshood? __________________ Beware, poor communication skills. No offense intended. If offended, it just means that I failed my writing skill check.

05-19-2012, 01:20 AM	#7
Icelander Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Iceland*	Re: Poison-related puns Monksbane. Wolfsbane. Would you believe in any other bane? __________________ Za uspiekh nashevo beznadiozhnovo diela!

05-19-2012, 01:42 AM	#8
sir_pudding Wielder of Smart Pants Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ventura CA	Re: Poison-related puns For luck I had my mistress kiss my blade. Mayhaps thou knowest her, she is Italian, and a beautiful lady. Last edited by sir_pudding; 05-19-2012 at 01:53 AM.

05-19-2012, 02:00 AM	#10
Rocket Man Petitioner: Word of IN Filk Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Longmont, CO	Re: Poison-related puns Jokes about poison? Taint funny. __________________ “It's not railroading if you offer the PCs tickets and they stampede to the box office, waving their money. Metaphorically speaking” --Elizabeth McCoy, In Nomine Line Editor Author: "What Doesn't Kill Me Makes Me Stronger"