So, how great is Kromm anyway?

[Pomphis]

Given that you pointed to the Flood Warning Center, I pray that He sends his blessings in appropriate amounts only. As it has almost completely stopped raining here, we now have proof of His ability to work miracles. Not that we needed it, but it may be helpful to demonstrate the obvious superiority of a faith whose deity can be reached by e-mail, responds quite often in person,
and orders the weather for the greater benefit of the faithful.

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by Pomphis

Not that we needed it, but it may be helpful to demonstrate the obvious superiority of a faith whose deity can be reached by e-mail, responds quite often in person,
and orders the weather for the greater benefit of the faithful.

All hail KROMM, whose blessings are manifold, e-mail responses are prompt and whose power is infinite.

Truly He is a God among Gods.

[Jame]

*Meditates on the Greatness of KROMM*

KROMM...
KROMM...
KROMM...

KROMM...
KROMM...
KROMM...

KROMM...
KROMM...
KROMM...

[Pomphis]

Indeed. I will do penance for having considered the possibility that He might send blessings in inappropriate amounts. Isn´t He the very source and definition of Appropriateness ?

[Jame]

Originally Posted by Pomphis

Indeed. I will do penance for having considered the possibility that He might send blessings in inappropriate amounts. Isn´t He the very source and definition of Appropriateness ?

Indeed he is. I would dictate penance, but that would be counter to HIS teachings. However, I would suggest you meditate upon HIS teachings.

In the NAME of KROMM.

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by Jame

However, I would suggest you meditate upon HIS teachings.

As should we all, in His Holy Name.

Insh' KROMM.

[Jame]

You say "All hail KROMM! All hail KROMM! All hail KROMM!"

I say "All praise KROMM! All praise KROMM! All! Praise! KROMM!

All praise KROMM! All praise KROMM! All! Praise! KROMM!

All praise KROMM! All praise KROMM! All! Praise! KROMM!"

And even though I in my self-indulgence hold myself to be the only correct one, I know that you are right like me. And besides, so long as we praise and hail KROMM, we shall do well!

[Pomphis]

So let´s all praise _and_ hail Him, and all will be well.

[zorg]

Kromm, zorg continued, was not composed altogether of flesh and blood. He had shape - for did not his avatar picture prove it? - but that shape was not made of matter. When the stars were right, He could plunge from world to world through the sky; but when the stars were wrong, He could not live. But although He no longer lived, He would never really die. He all lay in stone houses in His great city of Québec, preserved by the spells of mighty fnord for a glorious surrection when the stars and the earth might once more be ready for Him. But at that time some force from outside must serve to liberate His body. The spells that preserved Him intact likewise prevented Him from making an initial move, and He could only lie awake in the dark and think whilst uncounted millions of years rolled by. He knew all that was occurring in the universe, for His mode of speech was transmitted thought. Even now He talked in His tomb. When, after infinities of chaos, the first men came, Kromm spoke to the sensitive among them by moulding their dreams; for only thus could His language reach the fleshly minds of mammals.

Then, whispered zorg, those first men formed the cult around tall idols which Kromm shewed them; idols brought in dim eras from dark stars.

[elShoggotho]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh KROMM Québec wgah'nagl fhtagn?