Memorable Quotes.

[Blood Legend]

Originally Posted by johndallman

GM: "This lich is Lyzendred the Mad, not Lyzendred the Stupid."

I'm sure this one is more common than it should be.

[SolemnGolem]

Hopefully these are okay. They're not original to my party - they came from other games and media, but they might provide inspiration to others.

1. Andrew Ryan: "You are nothing more than a ghost who has forgotten to die."

2. The Outsider: "How does it feel now, knowing your allies betrayed you? Strange how there's always a little more innocence left to lose."

3. Client: "He promised me he would send a miracle worker, those were his words!"

Michael Clayton: "Yeah, well I'm afraid he misspoke."

Client: "About what? That it's your job, or that you're any good at it?"

4. SHODAN: "Remember [...] it is my will that gave you your cybernetic implants - the only beauty in that meat you call a body. If you value that meat, you will do as I tell you."

[Anders]

"I want to know about the connection between Nazis and Elves!"

[johndallman]

"OK, the heresy meter has bent its needle on the end stop."

[Disliker of the mary sue]

What kind of tone are we going for in this campaign, are we going take the story a bit seriously or just have some fun speaking in funny accents while playing a board game.

[RogerBW]

Originally Posted by johndallman

"OK, the heresy meter has bent its needle on the end stop."

This was just after "Your Detect Heresy power is going off. Even if you don't have it."

[Phantasm]

In an Eberron game, after it was revealed why our resident Warforged was causing several party members to suffer negative levels:

<sbpr> (as an NPC, "Kaylee") [ "If they're fine now, they'll be fine until this thing with Majin is over." ]
<Cobalt> "...They're not quite fine."
<sbpr> [ "They're not dead." ]
<Cobalt> "But not at full effectiveness."
<Bob> "I'm weaker than I was two days ago."
<Bob> "Maybe duct tape?"
<Vanel-Xo> "Duct tape doesn't help the metaphysical, just the physical."

[Anders]

"I fail to see how this could wrong."

[Disliker of the mary sue]

" Meh we can just replace this class in the scheduled, I mean when am I ever going to need third age demon philosophy anyways?"

[Disliker of the mary sue]

"If actually wanted to bother doing historical research on who these people actually were, I would totally just play the offspring of Joan of Arc and Ono Nobunga who got together through time travel craziness."