Memorable Quotes.

[Disliker of the mary sue]

After talking to a priest about what they know about a soul tick.

me. Hm but **** we don't have a cleric who could cast remove curse.

Dm: You do realize that Gadnoc is a cleric right?

Me: Really? I just assumed he was a warrior.

The cleric speaks up after coming back from the bathroom. I explain the situation.

Cleric "Guess we should go find a church then."

Me "We're in a ****ing church!."

[Bruno]

Context: I'm playing a giant technicolor freakshow in an After-The-End game. A big feathery bouncy mutant - the other players have started calling him a Chocobo.

Me: "I'm going to jump up into the tree to get concealment!"
Player 1: "So we're in one of those ninja cartoons now."
Player 2: "Well, he is a chocobo."
Me: *fails, character forks himself and falls out of the tree*
Player 1: "Oh. It's a comedy ninja cartoon."
Player 2: "Well, he is a chocobo."

[Fred Brackin]

GM ....and a Headband of Vast Intellect+4...."
Me "Dibs! Dibs! Dibs!"

[Nereidalbel]

Originally Posted by Fred Brackin

GM ....and a Headband of Vast Intellect+4...."
Me "Dibs! Dibs! Dibs!"

I would give this to the berserker in the party. Why? Because now he can recite Shakespeare while butchering you with an over-sized battle axe!

[Fred Brackin]

Originally Posted by Nereidalbel

I would give this to the berserker in the party. Why? Because now he can recite Shakespeare while butchering you with an over-sized battle axe!

We don't have a berserker. Just my character who's an Alchemist who's obsessed with mind-expanding herbal mixtures.

[Nereidalbel]

Originally Posted by Fred Brackin

We don't have a berserker. Just my character who's an Alchemist who's obsessed with mind-expanding herbal mixtures.

So, we can make the Alchemist smarter, allowing them to make better mind-expanding potions, so they can be smarter, so they can make better potions?

[William]

Originally Posted by Nereidalbel

So, we can make the Alchemist smarter, allowing them to make better mind-expanding potions, so they can be smarter, so they can make better potions?

The Singularity hits in different ways on different worlds.

[Fred Brackin]

Originally Posted by Nereidalbel

So, we can make the Alchemist smarter, allowing them to make better mind-expanding potions, so they can be smarter, so they can make better potions?

The loop doesn't close that fast. You have to fit in "can throw more fire bombs every day" and "can do more damage with each fire bomb". Pathfinder Alchemists are mostly about throwing bombs. It what makes it the first really successful PC "alchemist" class in D&D history.

I even had the dubious honor of being selected as "most powerful spellcaster" for the purpose of Adventure Path specified NPC tactics yesterday. Did you know there are virtually no countermeasures to a Power Word:Stun?

[Mark Skarr]

Me: "Ana is going to go see if she can find where Chris has gotten off to."
MF (GM): "Make a Perception check."
Me: *rolls* "Um, no. Eighteen."
MF: "Hmm, well, looks like Ana found a Shoggoth. Funny, there wasn't supposed to be a Shoggoth at the water park, as we're not playing Cthulhuian horror, but, there you go."
Me: "Blinky! So that's where you got off to!"
J: "What's a 'Shoggoth?'"

[Bruno]

"Are you saying I can dodge bullets?"
"No, I'm saying Roll HT."