Weaponizing Doggerel: A Collection of Incantations

[David Johnston2]

Rot and ruin, ash and rust
All things soon will turn to dust

Wounds are for the desperate, blows are for the strong.
Balm and oil for weary flesh all cut and bruised with wrong.

That which dwells beyond the world's wall
Hear my voice and answer my call
The gate is open, the path is clear
Slay my foe, fill hearts with fear

As within, so without.
A fire burns within my heart
Let my fury burst forth.
My vengeance unleashed

Unyielding stone in immovable stance
The music does play, awaken and dance

[ak_aramis]

Black water white water, blue water, green;
too much water ruptures his spleen!

[Johnny1A.2]

Originally Posted by David Johnston2

Rot and ruin, ash and rust
All things soon will turn to dust

That one sounds like it could be one couplet of a longer invocation for something really, really nasty, world-shaking nasty.

[David Johnston2]

Bow to me, powers of the land
Take new form at my command

Smoke and shadow, light and lies
Dance for me, deceive all eyes

[David Johnston2]

A whisper on the wind, a thought you can't forget
The serpent's coils around your mind as your sun will set
The willow bends
Resistance ends
I cannot be denied
You will obey
Under my sway
My hook set deep inside

[DouglasCole]

Rabbits, Chickens, Cows and Ducks;
Turn the lights on, FIAT LUX!

(with apologies to SJ and the team; this is stolen from GURPS 3e I believe)

[Fred Brackin]

Originally Posted by DouglasCole

Rabbits, Chickens, Cows and Ducks;
Turn the lights on, FIAT LUX!

(with apologies to SJ and the team; this is stolen from GURPS 3e I believe)

Magic 1e at least.

For my part I'll try and give you some with a clerical bent (empahsis on the "bent).

"Hail to the Sun God!
He sure is a Fun God!
Ra! Ra! Ra!"

"Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
Don't hang around now
It's Heaven of bust!"

Yes, these things actualy have been heard around my gaming table. I have witnesses.

[David Johnston2]

Dark god's rage,
fill my veins
Open my cage
Shatter chains
All my strength unleashed

[David Johnston2]

Aphrodite hear my plea
The one I want does not want me
The boon that I beg from you
Is for love's arrow to fly true

Smoke and shadow, dust and bone
The gift of Cadmus is my own
A fearsome thrall at my command
For it is here we make our stand

[David Johnston2]

You know the world could be your oyster
You just put trust in me
Cause we'll keep the good times rolling
Wait and see
Wait and see
Wait and see

Cribbed from Oysterband's When I'm up, but works as an incantation for a spell to make people like and trust you.