04-17-2022, 06:14 AM | #1811 |
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(If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Luna: "I think letting Allie toss [a djinn bottle] into the sun is the right answer."
Nazem: "No. Think of what it could teach us." <beat> Allie, Ana, Aspen, Luna and Toni: "Oh! Hell, no!" Luna: "That's it; get off my ship!" |
04-20-2022, 07:06 AM | #1812 |
Hero of Democracy
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: far from the ocean
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Princess: "Be careful about hacking, we don't want to be thrown out"
Ship AI: "Don't worry, I signed in with Nord VPN, who is the sponsor for this week's session!" Ship AI: "I am of the opinion that it is impossible for me to have an opinion" Ship AI: "It is impossible for me to be deluded. I can't think after all"
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04-21-2022, 01:10 PM | #1813 |
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: The Hall of Fallen Columns
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Pirates campaign:
Li Xiayan, Asian Amazon: "You are very reckless." Sangar: "I am brave." Li Xiayan: "I had a cousin just like you. Lirui-Jianken." * ~ * ~ * {On several separate occasions} Pirate Merchant: "Hey there, nice tall lady like yourself. Wanna come see my ship?" Pirate Outcast: "My my, a tall exotic looking lady. How bout I show you my makeshift bed?" Pirate Pugilist: "Awright dahlin, howzabat a session in the ring, jus you and me?" Li Xiayan (briefly out of character): "Wait... am I the only female PC in the party???" GM: "Yes." Li Xiayan: "No wonder all these pirates have been hitting on me!" GM: "Who else did you think was female?" Li Xiayan: "There's a PC named Willie who's played by a woman." GM: "Yeah but the PC is male." Willie: "The name 'Willie' didn't tip you off?" |
04-24-2022, 12:51 PM | #1814 |
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Camp Halfblood
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
This man's injured!
Quick, get a healer! I'm afraid he's beyond a healer. Quick, get a necromancer!
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04-24-2022, 02:08 PM | #1815 |
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: West Virginia
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Once, while playing a Supers game, I was playing a luck manipulator, basically, a Hoodoo Man. I got tasked with being the handler of a nearly mindless character (the player had based his character on Validus of the Fatal Five {foes of the Legion of Superheroes}).
When the main villain showed up ( basically, Magneto plus Doctor Doom) I said to my charge. "Hurt him." The table thought that was hilarious.
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04-27-2022, 06:47 AM | #1816 |
Hero of Democracy
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: far from the ocean
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: "They want you to succeed, they just want you to succeed with blackmail material!"
Space Vampire: "I have ultra tech medicine. It should be simple enough to start his heart again." GM: "He no longer has a heart" Precog Princess: "One ambush down, two to go" AI: "Is it really an ambush if you know they're waiting for you?"
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05-04-2022, 10:50 AM | #1817 |
Hero of Democracy
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: far from the ocean
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Space Vampire: "I look around for anyone within the danger area of the telekinetic thrasher"
GM: "So target identification, for a sufficiently benevolent definition of target" AI: "I stopped streaming. It was only for half a second, but I stopped streaming" Princess (OCC): "Is it just me or is the AI going through her teenager phase?" Space Vampire: "In case he tries to kill us as soon as he wakes up" AI: "why would he do that?" Princess: "because he's not very smart"
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05-04-2022, 01:42 PM | #1818 |
Night Watchman
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
PC Wizard "Remember, when I started this plan, I was further away from you!"
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05-27-2022, 08:48 PM | #1819 |
Hero of Democracy
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: far from the ocean
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"I'm already being accused of murder, I don't want to actually commit one."
"Thatch is enjoying having a therapist" "Its less of an security system and more of an insecurity system"
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06-08-2022, 01:44 PM | #1820 |
Night Watchman
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"We've got the theodolite and the Black Salt."
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