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Old 05-19-2012, 02:09 AM   #11
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Jokes about poison? Taint funny.
OT: But at a family dinner I shocked my normally un-shockable family by responding to my teacher uncle's complaint about students and poor grammar.
He said something about 'taint.... and before he could finish I loudly agreed, "You're right; it's called the perineum!" Kids these day.
I didn't know my sister in law could turn that color.
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Old 05-19-2012, 11:53 AM   #12
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For luck I had my mistress kiss my blade. Mayhaps thou knowest her, she is Italian, and a beautiful lady.
I don't get this one.
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Old 05-19-2012, 12:05 PM   #13
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Belladonna.

i.e., deathcap
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Old 05-19-2012, 12:13 PM   #14
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I don't get this one.
The Italian for "beautiful lady" is "bella donna" -- he's saying he coated his blade in deadly nightshade first.
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Old 05-19-2012, 12:22 PM   #15
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Jokes about poison? Taint funny.
Agreed, these puns are downright noxious.
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Old 05-19-2012, 06:23 PM   #16
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Dark-Elf poison makes people drowsy.
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Old 05-19-2012, 06:54 PM   #17
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Fangs for the memories.

(after a fire); Hey...think its arson, nick?

I'm not kidding here.. Eight is not enough... Ten is overkill. The rule is strict. nine.

Fogu *!@hole.
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Old 05-19-2012, 07:02 PM   #18
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If he's poisoned, we lookin' for the curare?
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Old 05-19-2012, 08:11 PM   #19
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Ok lemme specify cause a lot of people are giving answers that are not exactly what I want. What I want is to do what Mr. Arnold Freeze did. At a moment where he's going to kill someone or do something epic, he's gonna say his line. Like one I thought of is not a pun, but it fits. "You shouldn't have done that. Now the snake is going to show his fangs." Like that, but puns.
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Old 05-20-2012, 10:24 AM   #20
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Venin Rome, die like the Romans.
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