Memorable Quotes. - Page 173

ericthered · 06-02-2021, 08:58 AM

Alien Blob: "I don't get intoxicated, I can drive"
GM: "Can you drive?"
Alien Blob: "I mean, I haven't tried yet, but how hard can it be?"

David Johnston2 · 06-04-2021, 01:23 PM

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit

Wisdom is knowing tomatoes don't belong in fruit salad

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad

Irish Wolf · 06-04-2021, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by David Johnston2

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit

Wisdom is knowing tomatoes don't belong in fruit salad

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad

"That's salsa."

"Guys, we found a bard!"

Mark Skarr · 06-07-2021, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by David Johnston2

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit

Wisdom is knowing tomatoes don't belong in fruit salad

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad

Constitution is being able to eat a tomato-based fruit salad.

David Johnston2 · 06-07-2021, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark Skarr

Constitution is being able to eat a tomato-based fruit salad.

Strength is how fast you can throw a rotten tomato

Dexterity is how well you can hit with a rotten tomato

Constitution is how well you can eat a rotten tomato.

Anders · 06-08-2021, 03:58 AM

Perception is being able to detect a tomato is rotten.
Will is being able to eat it anyway.

Phantasm · 06-08-2021, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Anders

Perception is being able to detect a tomato is rotten.
Will is being able to eat it anyway.

and HT is being able to survive the experience without food poisoning. ;)

Icelander · 06-09-2021, 06:06 AM

Y'all say tomahto a lot.

'Cept the ones saying tomatoe.

RyanW · 06-09-2021, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by David Johnston2

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit

Wisdom is knowing tomatoes don't belong in fruit salad

Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster.
Wisdom is understanding that Frankenstein actually is the monster.

WingedKagouti · 06-09-2021, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by RyanW

Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster.
Wisdom is understanding that Frankenstein actually is the monster.

Intelligence is knowing both doctor and creation are Frankenstein.

Wisdom is knowing only one is a monster.

06-02-2021, 08:58 AM	#1721
ericthered Hero of Democracy Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: far from the ocean	Re: Memorable Quotes. Alien Blob: "I don't get intoxicated, I can drive" GM: "Can you drive?" Alien Blob: "I mean, I haven't tried yet, but how hard can it be?" __________________ Be helpful, not pedantic Worlds Beyond Earth -- my blog Check out the PbP forum! If you don't see a game you'd like, ask me about making one!

06-04-2021, 01:23 PM	#1722
David Johnston2 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Memorable Quotes. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit Wisdom is knowing tomatoes don't belong in fruit salad Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad

06-08-2021, 03:58 AM	#1726
Anders Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gothenburg, Sweden	Re: Memorable Quotes. Perception is being able to detect a tomato is rotten. Will is being able to eat it anyway. __________________ “When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love ...” Marcus Aurelius

06-09-2021, 06:06 AM	#1728
Icelander Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Iceland*	Re: Memorable Quotes. Y'all say tomahto a lot. 'Cept the ones saying tomatoe. __________________ Za uspiekh nashevo beznadiozhnovo diela!