Memorable Quotes. - Page 189

ericthered · 02-13-2023, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Skarr

The Matrix came out in '99.
The Terminator came out in '84.

Good catch. It was The Terminator. Their movie trivia is better than mine.

Mark Skarr · 02-21-2023, 12:32 PM

GM: "Do you have Danger Sense?"
Crystal: "No. I have anti-Danger Sense. I have Curious and Impulsive."

ericthered · 02-22-2023, 06:55 PM

"lip reading in the campaign where everyone wears gas masks might not have turned out so great"

Combat Engineer: "I do explosives, but I like to set them up myselves. I don't do prepackaged stuff"
Commander: "So your an artist?"
Combat Engineer: "exactly!"
Commander: "They'll let anyone join the army these days"

William · 03-04-2023, 05:21 PM

OOC chat but very RPG-related (not to mention relatable):

BaroviaGM
This is well in advance, and I may repeat if necessary, but no game next Thursday, I'll likely be on a plane at the usual hour.

Alston
I'd forgotten, thanks for reminder.

Edwin
Thanks for the advance warning.

Gareth
What plane?

BaroviaGM
Air.

BaroviaGM
(If I'm on fire then either my research is going really well or something has gone very badly wrong.)

David Johnston2 · 03-04-2023, 08:57 PM

"Those sneaky bastards just declared peace on us!"

RyanW · 03-06-2023, 10:06 PM

"The plan failed to take into account the possibility of its own success."

Irish Wolf · 03-10-2023, 12:43 PM

Is it cheating if the quote isn't from a gaming session?

"Did you just throw an asteroid at them?"
"Damned right I did."

Mark Skarr · 03-10-2023, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Wolf

Is it cheating if the quote isn't from a gaming session?

"Did you just throw an asteroid at them?"
"Damned right I did."

It is not. This isn't "Memorable Gaming Quotes." Or I'd be in a lot of trouble.

Chelle: "I don't think I should go into town any more."
GM: "She's got PC Syndrome."
Chelle (OOC): "That won't show up on the MRI scan, will it?"
GM: "No."
Chelle (OOC): "Wait. PCS? I saw an after-school special on that--they're years away from a vaccine."

Fred Brackin · 03-12-2023, 07:34 PM

From yesterday's WFRP session

"Ha! Brother Dietrich! You have woken up from your coma!"

"Oh, and if you see a strange dark-haired lady that is your sister Lorelei."

"Um, she was blond wasn't she?"

"Yes, but now she is on a wanted poster in Bogenhoffen. So are your brothers Stefan and Dresden.".

"Are you on a wanted poster in Bogenhoffen brother Friedrich?".

"No, but do they listen to me?"

"No, they do not listen to you. Um, why are three-fifths of my nearest relatives on a wanted poster in Bogenhoffen?"

"Your sister Lorelei took that big warhammer she has and knocked the brains out of many of Bogenhoffen's most important citizens. They were worshipping Chaos at the time so it's probably alright but we did not feel like staying and explaining this to the Town Guard.".

"Ah!"

Later

"You have literally caught one of the kidnappers with his pants down. Dietrich what do you do?"

"I use my sling to make a called shot to his buttocks! Ah, I have rolled a 100!"

"You have instead struck your brother Steffan in _his_ buttocks. Fortunately Stefan is wearing his pants"

"That is indeed fortunate."

"Yes, I always try and encourage Stefan to wear pants"

Mark Skarr · 03-19-2023, 03:20 PM

Mark: "If he hit someone in the claws with his vitals . . .." (Pause as my brain heard the words my mouth said.)
Chaos: (Laughing hysterically) "Please, PLEASE don't let me do that!"

02-21-2023, 12:32 PM	#1882
Mark Skarr Forum Pervert (If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere high up.	Re: Memorable Quotes. GM: "Do you have Danger Sense?" Crystal: "No. I have anti-Danger Sense. I have Curious and Impulsive."

02-22-2023, 06:55 PM	#1883
ericthered Hero of Democracy Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: far from the ocean	Re: Memorable Quotes. "lip reading in the campaign where everyone wears gas masks might not have turned out so great" Combat Engineer: "I do explosives, but I like to set them up myselves. I don't do prepackaged stuff" Commander: "So your an artist?" Combat Engineer: "exactly!" Commander: "They'll let anyone join the army these days" __________________ Be helpful, not pedantic Worlds Beyond Earth -- my blog Check out the PbP forum! If you don't see a game you'd like, ask me about making one!

03-04-2023, 05:21 PM	#1884
William Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Upper Peninsula of Michigan	Re: Memorable Quotes. OOC chat but very RPG-related (not to mention relatable): BaroviaGM This is well in advance, and I may repeat if necessary, but no game next Thursday, I'll likely be on a plane at the usual hour. Alston I'd forgotten, thanks for reminder. Edwin Thanks for the advance warning. Gareth What plane? BaroviaGM Air. BaroviaGM (If I'm on fire then either my research is going really well or something has gone very badly wrong.)

03-04-2023, 08:57 PM	#1885
David Johnston2 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Memorable Quotes. "Those sneaky bastards just declared peace on us!"

03-06-2023, 10:06 PM	#1886
RyanW ☣ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Southeast NC	Re: Memorable Quotes. "The plan failed to take into account the possibility of its own success." __________________ RyanW - Actually one normal sized guy in three tiny trenchcoats.

03-10-2023, 12:43 PM	#1887
Irish Wolf Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Earth, mostly	Re: Memorable Quotes. Is it cheating if the quote isn't from a gaming session? "Did you just throw an asteroid at them?" "Damned right I did." __________________ If you break the laws of Man, you go to prison. If you break the laws of God, you go to Hell. If you break the laws of Physics, you go to Sweden and receive a Nobel Prize.

03-12-2023, 07:34 PM	#1889
Fred Brackin Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Memorable Quotes. From yesterday's WFRP session "Ha! Brother Dietrich! You have woken up from your coma!" "Oh, and if you see a strange dark-haired lady that is your sister Lorelei." "Um, she was blond wasn't she?" "Yes, but now she is on a wanted poster in Bogenhoffen. So are your brothers Stefan and Dresden.". "Are you on a wanted poster in Bogenhoffen brother Friedrich?". "No, but do they listen to me?" "No, they do not listen to you. Um, why are three-fifths of my nearest relatives on a wanted poster in Bogenhoffen?" "Your sister Lorelei took that big warhammer she has and knocked the brains out of many of Bogenhoffen's most important citizens. They were worshipping Chaos at the time so it's probably alright but we did not feel like staying and explaining this to the Town Guard.". "Ah!" Later "You have literally caught one of the kidnappers with his pants down. Dietrich what do you do?" "I use my sling to make a called shot to his buttocks! Ah, I have rolled a 100!" "You have instead struck your brother Steffan in _his_ buttocks. Fortunately Stefan is wearing his pants" "That is indeed fortunate." "Yes, I always try and encourage Stefan to wear pants" __________________ Fred Brackin

03-19-2023, 03:20 PM	#1890
Mark Skarr Forum Pervert (If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere high up.	Re: Memorable Quotes. Mark: "If he hit someone in the claws with his vitals . . .." (Pause as my brain heard the words my mouth said.) Chaos: (Laughing hysterically) "Please, PLEASE don't let me do that!"