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Old 10-06-2022, 10:22 AM   #1851
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PC's showing a picture of gratified buildings with a skull and crossbones to a captured NPC soldier from a 'government' outfit after the war.


PC: "Does this strike you as something a professional military would do?"
Prisoner: "yes?"
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Old 10-11-2022, 09:00 PM   #1852
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Supergirl: "[Expletive]! It's a magical barrier. It'll take me a while to punch through it and heat vision is a bit too dangerous in here."
Charlemagne: "Shimmer and I will see what we can do."
ISWAT Commander: "We've looked into your group and you don't have much magical aptitude."
Charlemagne: "You'd think that, wouldn't you?"
ISWAT Commander: "While we've never encountered an actual Kryptonian before, we've got volumes of information on them, as the myths of various worlds describe them in exquisite--though sometimes, contradictory--detail. Having researched her abilities and those you and Shimmer possess we had this barrier created to stymie any attack you could muster long enough for us to complete our goal. You're now imprisoned and that will give me the last word."
Charlemagne: "Nope. SHAZAM!"
<beat>
ISWAT Commander: "Batman's not supposed to have any powers!"
Captain Marvel: "I. AM. NOT. BATMAN!"

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Shimmer: "[Expletive]! Why do you encourage them to monologue?!"
Captain Marvel: "It's more fun that way."
Shimmer: (Anger evaporated) "Okay, fair enough."

(Heaven/Shimmer has given James/Charlemagne/Captain Marvel a lot of grief about not having fun.)

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ISWAT prisoner: "What? No Aquaman?"
(Supergirl looks at Captain Marvel with a questioning glance.)
Captain Marvel: "Super-powered Spongebob."
Supergirl: "What? He can swim and talk to fish?"
Captain Marvel: "In a nutshell."
Supergirl: "I can do that. You can do that. What use would he be?"
Shimmer: "Damsel in Distress."
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Old 10-12-2022, 09:24 AM   #1853
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The Major: "Is the lieutenant any good at close quarters combat?"
GM: "only if you count blowing up everyone-- including himself!"
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Old 10-26-2022, 01:52 PM   #1854
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GM: “You see two soldiers carrying a third one, who’s unconscious.”
Player: “This is Port Royal. There’s nothing unusual about that.”
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Old 10-30-2022, 07:38 PM   #1855
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Luna: "Wow. Dress code by Roy Mustang."
Troy: "Huh?"
Luna: "Miniskirts for everyone."
Troy: "Ha! I approve."
Luna: "You don't understand."
Troy: "Urk!"
Luna: "You're out of uniform."
Troy: "NO-OO-OO!"
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Old 11-01-2022, 12:39 PM   #1856
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"We're here to warn you about the exploding mechanical tuna!"
"It's all right! I've found the lever that works the mithril cuckoo!"
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Old 11-15-2022, 04:35 PM   #1857
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Yuu: "Our . . . mutual friends felt that the new people Yuki has been exposed to put her in extensive danger--they felt that here, she'd be safer during the day."
Luna: "Yeah, I'll make sure and expose her to people who will appreciate her."
<beat>
Luna: "I know what I said."
Laughter ensues.

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Kilowog: "I ain't lettin' [Toni] do anything stoopid. If someone's gettin' chucked into a wood chipper, I'll be doin' the chuckin'."

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Kilowog: "A'right, Ana. Stand there. Kilowog moves to the other side of the roof. Now. I want you to come over here without walkin' or movin'."
Ana: "What? How?"
Kilowog: "It's called 'teleportation.' Teleport over here."
Ana: "I can't teleport!"
Kilowog: "Have you ever tried?"
Ana: "No."
Kilowog: "Then how do you know? Give it a shot."

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Old 11-26-2022, 03:24 PM   #1858
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Luna: "It's not that the only tool in her box is a hammer--it's more that when your toolbox contains Mjölnir, you tend to lean on that."
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Old 11-26-2022, 06:09 PM   #1859
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"Hey, does anyone mind if I shoot this jerk who's trying to surrender?"
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Old 12-07-2022, 02:06 PM   #1860
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"I go up on deck, grab the captain by the throat, shake him a bit and demand the keys to the captives' chains."

"Which captain? Ours or the captured one?"
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