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Old 06-10-2022, 08:05 PM   #1821
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“Good gods, you're like the Pied Piper of hood rats.”
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Old 06-20-2022, 01:52 PM   #1822
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Ramiel (OOC): “What’s a 'thermobaric grenade'?”
Mind Spike (OOC): “It’s an abbreviation.”
Ramiel (OOC): “An abbreviation?”
Mind Spike (OOC): “Yeah, it’s short for 'hippity-hoppity, get off my property.'”
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Old 06-21-2022, 06:02 PM   #1823
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(upon entering a night club, in the day for research)
Rosaria: "Oh, wow."
John: "Yeah, it's a night club. Or, am I missing a sense."
Rosaria: "Missing a sense. It's like a Jackson Pollock in here."
John: "I don't need any extra senses to tell you that."
Rosaria: "It's splattered with magic! Get your mind out of the gutter!"
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Old 06-23-2022, 09:29 PM   #1824
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An armored, and rather nuts, cleric was opposed to the party while on the Pont Neuf in Paris. Someone cast "Insatiable Thirst" on him. After drinking his potions, he had nothing else to drink, and jumped into the river. Yes, he was In Seine. (Later, they heard his revenant coming by the "Squish--squish--squish" of his forever waterlogged boots.)
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Old 06-26-2022, 09:44 PM   #1825
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GM: “You see that the obelisk now has glowing glyphs on it now.”
Pilot: “Great! That means we can probably get a signal.”
Sam (OOC): “Someone’s getting a signal.”

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Security: “I really hope you all brought spare underwear.”
GM: “You will have to make a Moxie check to avoid soiling yourself.”
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Old 06-26-2022, 11:46 PM   #1826
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GM: “You see that the obelisk now has glowing glyphs on it now.”
Pilot: “Great! That means we can probably get a signal.”
Sam (OOC): “Someone’s getting a signal.”

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Security: “I really hope you all brought spare underwear.”
GM: “You will have to make a Moxie check to avoid soiling yourself.”
Which reminds me from 2 weeks ago, Talisman Adventures...

Sprite Warrior Welic: "So, where do we search for adventure next?"
Minotaur Prophet Stonebreaker: "Ask God for a prophecy."
OOC: EO, Stonebreaker's player: "So, do I get a vision?"
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Old 07-03-2022, 12:03 AM   #1827
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"Alright, the group has pooled their GP and goes off and buys a camel. By the way, he's a Bactrian"

<somebody googles a picture of a Bactrian>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bactri...ltier_1528.JPG

"Oooh! I think we're going to call him Shaggy."

<later>

"There is a flash of green lightning and everyone needs to make Dex saves!"

<many good rolls later>

"Ah, Shaggy is now a sheep."

"Is he at least a big strong sheep so he can still carry all of our stuff?"

<later>

"There's another flash of gtreen lightning."

"What's Shaggy now?"

"On fire. Shaggy is on fire."

"Put him out before all our stuff burns!"

<later>

"Ah, the inscriptions on this wall means this was once a temple of the Lightning Goddess. This passage happens to concern her terrible vengeance."

"Is there anything about turning her enemies into sheep and setting them on fire?"
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Old 07-03-2022, 10:34 AM   #1828
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"Alright, the group has pooled their GP and goes off and buys a camel. By the way, he's a Bactrian"

<somebody googles a picture of a Bactrian>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bactri...ltier_1528.JPG

"Oooh! I think we're going to call him Shaggy."

<later>

"There is a flash of green lightning and everyone needs to make Dex saves!"

<many good rolls later>

"Ah, Shaggy is now a sheep."

"Is he at least a big strong sheep so he can still carry all of our stuff?"

<later>

"There's another flash of gtreen lightning."

"What's Shaggy now?"

"On fire. Shaggy is on fire."

"Put him out before all our stuff burns!"

<later>

"Ah, the inscriptions on this wall means this was once a temple of the Lightning Goddess. This passage happens to concern her terrible vengeance."

"Is there anything about turning her enemies into sheep and setting them on fire?"
Oh, and a couple from yesterday's session I can't believe i forgot.

"I looked up the prices in the book and we lost 48 GP when Shaggy turned into a sheep."

"wer're going to have to collect wool for a long time to make that up."

<talking with the party's Beastmaster)

"How's Shaggy now that he's a camel again?"

"He's having nightmares."

"Maybe he's got Post Traumatic Sheep Disorder."

"Eh, it could just be Sheep Apnea."
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Old 07-06-2022, 01:40 PM   #1829
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Asmodeus: "You really have no idea what you've done."
Dr. Binder: "Bah! It is nothing so great I cannot solve it when my plan is complete!"
Shimmer (OOC): "Then how do you explain that accent?"
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Old 07-06-2022, 04:07 PM   #1830
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I put this in another thread because it was relevant, but it also deserves to go here;

*Mage fumbles and accidentally summons a demon*
Mage - "You're the archdemon Qrest!"
Qrest - "I am! What's your name?"
Mage - "Borog. Are you here to kill me?"
Qrest - "No, but you're an idiot for sharing your name with a demon. Also, which way is out of this tower?"
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