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Old 03-31-2021, 07:21 AM   #1701
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"This Squirrel probably eats souls. We should go away"
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Old 04-04-2021, 03:53 PM   #1702
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GM: “The guards gesture for you to enter the bowels . . ..”
<beat>
GM: “Of the ship.”

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Ruby: “Hmm, I wonder if we’ll ever have to fight our way out of jail more than once.”
<Beat>
Ruby: “I hope this isn’t a trend.”

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Kay: “So, Nemo has some morals.”
Ned: “That’s what Professor Aronnax thinks.”
Kay (OOC): “What?”
GM: “The Professor.”
Kay (OOC): “Ah, I just heard a group of random sounds.”
Ned: “Sorry, I’m Canadian.”

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Kay (OOC): “We’re just confused—but we don’t have the excuse of being Canadian.”
Ruby (OOC): “We’re confused, we’re just not polite about it?”
Kay (OOC): “YEAH!”

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GM: “You recognize it as various forms of sea food.”
Ruby: “It’s Disney, so it’s car-tuna.”

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Karyl: “This seems un-safe.”

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Ruby: “Don’t open any windows.”
Kay: “Air go out like whoosh!”
GM: “Water comes in like ‘glub.’”

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GM: “Esmerelda actually dodged all of the shots.”
Karyl (OOC): “That’s because she’s a Navy Seal.”

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GM: “You used Mickey’s name in vain.”
Kay: “I DID NOT!”

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Ruby: “That’s a tick against you.”
Kay: “I don’t have any control over it.”
Ruby: “Using a power you don’t have any control over is a point against having ninja abilities.”

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Kay: “It’s not my fault!”

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GM: “And he has an angry sea lion standing on him.”
Karyl (OOC): “A seal of disapproval.”

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Ruby: “Well you’re an [expletive] so, we’re even.”
Karyl: “LANGUAGE!”

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Kay: “Okay—there is no passion, there is serenity.”
GM: “Maybe if you stopped swearing . . ..”
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Old 04-05-2021, 03:16 PM   #1703
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The group is playing Munchkin Cthulhu.

One player draws the card which requires you to complete a game-related ad hoc song to the tune of "Waltzin' Mathilda".

Player:
Quote:
(Musically)
"Munchkin Cthulhu, Munchkin Cthulhu,
Who'll play some Munchkin Cthulhu with me?
And he sang, as he sighed and slid
Into the Shoggoth's orifice,
Who'll play some Munchkin Cthulhu with me?"

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Old 04-14-2021, 09:33 AM   #1704
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"they smell like they need a good sniff"

"Remind me to never get in a fight with the bird"
"I mean, if you get the arrow in first ..."
"I said I was sorry!"

"Why not just be that weirdo?"
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Old 04-15-2021, 01:10 AM   #1705
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"We should just let her go. There's no point trying to reason with a religious fanatic."
- Nuur-Karif, religious fanatic
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Old 04-15-2021, 01:27 AM   #1706
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"Okay, I eat it." - PC
"You eat the incredibly important and plot relevant item?" - GM
"Yeah, it's the only solution."

I can remember that back-and-forth from at least ten different campaigns.
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Old 04-16-2021, 10:28 PM   #1707
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Vlad: "Vlad haz discovered zhat Kree blood mixed with type AB human in 40:60 mix is delicious."

Lightning Sentry: "I can taste Justice. It tastes green."

Mannequin: "I don't know if I can put this in my memoirs. I don't want my decendants thinking I was bananas!"
Hail-Fyre: "I think for less than a moment you were a banana"

Hail-Fyre: "The Nazis have nukes."
Lightning Sentry: "And you have me!"

Hail-Fyre: "oh, no Our Jim has been replaced by Mirror Jim, where's your goatee?"
Phantasm: (( It gives him character. ))
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Old 04-17-2021, 09:32 AM   #1708
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"If he's stopped bleeding, he's definitely not the Tsarevich."
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Old 04-17-2021, 10:11 PM   #1709
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"If he's stopped bleeding, he's definitely not the Tsarevich."
Okay, that one was almost worthy of The New Yorker magazine.

Not quite, but almost. :)
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Old 04-18-2021, 07:54 AM   #1710
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Okay, that one was almost worthy of The New Yorker magazine.

Not quite, but almost. :)
In the same session:

"We're not time travellers! We can kill Hitler!"

And we did.
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