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Old 03-28-2015, 11:39 AM   #961
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GM: "This lich is Lyzendred the Mad, not Lyzendred the Stupid."
I'm sure this one is more common than it should be.
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Old 03-29-2015, 10:10 AM   #962
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Hopefully these are okay. They're not original to my party - they came from other games and media, but they might provide inspiration to others.

1. Andrew Ryan: "You are nothing more than a ghost who has forgotten to die."

2. The Outsider: "How does it feel now, knowing your allies betrayed you? Strange how there's always a little more innocence left to lose."

3. Client: "He promised me he would send a miracle worker, those were his words!"

Michael Clayton: "Yeah, well I'm afraid he misspoke."

Client: "About what? That it's your job, or that you're any good at it?"

4. SHODAN: "Remember [...] it is my will that gave you your cybernetic implants - the only beauty in that meat you call a body. If you value that meat, you will do as I tell you."
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Old 03-31-2015, 07:33 AM   #963
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"I want to know about the connection between Nazis and Elves!"
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Old 04-01-2015, 04:23 PM   #964
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"OK, the heresy meter has bent its needle on the end stop."
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Old 04-01-2015, 05:15 PM   #965
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What kind of tone are we going for in this campaign, are we going take the story a bit seriously or just have some fun speaking in funny accents while playing a board game.
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Old 04-01-2015, 05:47 PM   #966
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"OK, the heresy meter has bent its needle on the end stop."
This was just after "Your Detect Heresy power is going off. Even if you don't have it."
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Old 04-04-2015, 09:27 PM   #967
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In an Eberron game, after it was revealed why our resident Warforged was causing several party members to suffer negative levels:

<sbpr> (as an NPC, "Kaylee") [ "If they're fine now, they'll be fine until this thing with Majin is over." ]
<Cobalt> "...They're not quite fine."
<sbpr> [ "They're not dead." ]
<Cobalt> "But not at full effectiveness."
<Bob> "I'm weaker than I was two days ago."
<Bob> "Maybe duct tape?"
<Vanel-Xo> "Duct tape doesn't help the metaphysical, just the physical."
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Old 04-20-2015, 02:17 AM   #968
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"I fail to see how this could wrong."
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Old 04-20-2015, 05:54 PM   #969
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" Meh we can just replace this class in the scheduled, I mean when am I ever going to need third age demon philosophy anyways?"
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Old 04-21-2015, 03:01 PM   #970
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"If actually wanted to bother doing historical research on who these people actually were, I would totally just play the offspring of Joan of Arc and Ono Nobunga who got together through time travel craziness."
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