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Old 05-05-2014, 11:30 PM   #871
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A school headmistress of Finnish descent is talking with Dr. Mist about which relatives Mist's teenage protege can safely open up to.

HEADMISTRESS:
"And with this aunt?"
MIST: "Kathleen goes out of her way to distance herself from us all, unforunately"
HEADMISTRESS: "You're sure she's not Finnish?"
MIST: "She's a very staunch Catholic. Does that count?"
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Old 05-21-2014, 04:45 PM   #872
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In last Sunday's superhero game, one hero and one villain were getting a bit monotonous in their choices of actions.

Me: It's Champions Newton's Cradle; Move Through -->, Move Through <--, Move Through --> ....
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Old 06-06-2014, 01:09 PM   #873
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Ken Hite has taken up writing songs. Link is to lyrics on his LiveJournal.
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Old 06-06-2014, 07:48 PM   #874
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From last Saturday's session of Deniable Assets

http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/produc...Deniable-Asset

"I defend with my OnStar App."

It worked too.
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Old 06-11-2014, 03:30 PM   #875
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In the TORG campaign:

"He's a Possibility Piñata! Keep hitting him!"
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Old 06-20-2014, 11:01 PM   #876
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From the Accord LARP I play in:

GM: Your flashlight is working really well now, lighting up the entire room
Player 1[OOC]:It's going to burn out and then the horror movie will start.
Player 2[OOC]: Don't worry, the werewolf, the mummy, the spiders creature and Frankenstein monster (I know you aren't actually a Frankenstein, no offense) are coming to save you
Player 1[IC and OOC]: I'm screwed
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Old 06-24-2014, 01:37 PM   #877
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D&D, years ago:

Player: "I've cut my own head off, haven't I?"
DM: "Yes..."
Player: "It's OK, the #2 artifact keeps my soul safe!"
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Old 06-24-2014, 05:03 PM   #878
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GM: What you do is load the arbalest ahead of time, then carefully aim it at your target and squeeze, not jerk the trigger. Then after you miss, walk to your opponent and beat him to death with it.

(The initial chance to hit with the "arbalest" in Runequest was 5% plus dex bonus)
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Old 07-02-2014, 03:16 PM   #879
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Player: "It's a bad sign when your party has less sense of self-preservation than a pack of lobsters."
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Old 07-02-2014, 05:53 PM   #880
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NPC "Fish or Death!" and "Think of the Mackerel!"..
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