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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Britian
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The PCs were abandon in a shed on a small desert Island with the door barricaded. One cahracter (Me) was a botanist who was incredibly good at his job. Another was a corporate big wig with a cell phone. I ahd been working for two days straight at my desk creating something while the others tried to find a way out.
PC 1 (Me): *Stands up from his desk florishing a little bonsai tree* (Slurring from lack of sleep) I have done it. Everyone Quick onto chairs. GEt about ground level. *Everyone except PC 2 (the corporate one) gets onto a chair, stool or table* PC 2: I'm on the phone trying to get us off the island *Goes back to phone* Yeah. He's gone crazy. PC 1: Maybe you should get on something... *PC 2 Ignores* PC 1: Oh sure, say I'm crazy. Just because I'm a mad scientist doesn't mean I'm crazy. *PC 2 Ignores* PC 1: Can someone dig a small hole in the floor. *Another PC who was playing a bear creature digs a little hole leading to the sea water* PC 1: Cheers. Now get ready. *Drops Plant in water* PC 1:...*Nothing happens*...I failed... *Plant floats for a second then explodes, PC 2 is crushed under the roots.* PC 1: IT LIVES!!! Unlike Harold. PC 2: I'm fine, It just hurts a lot. PC 1: Oh well. A partial success...I mean...Brother your alive! |
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| actual play, funny |
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