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Gnomco Thread Necromancer™

Smash this amusingly styled clay vessel and the greenish black fumes that emerge will curse all dead organic fibers in a 3 yard radius¹ with unlife.²

¹ Fibers that are closely entangled with each other will animate as a single creature, so for ecample one's pants and underpants would animate as separate fabrighouls™
² Specifically, the kind of unlife that hates all living things and draws power from gory murder

Gnomco does not guarantee the seals on the clay vessel.