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Forum Pervert
(If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Somewhere high up.
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GM: "It's about a 450 mile trip."
Rose: "That's an over-night trip." Phoenix and Rod: "Yeah." Rod: "The problem being?" <beat> Rod: "Thirteen-year-old girl." Rose: "Yep." -- Rose: "What would it cost to go up for the weekend?" GM: "That's a good question." Phoenix: "Yeah, we're going to be up there." Rose: "Well, if you two go as a couple . . .." Phoenix: "A couple of what?" -- Phoenix (OOC): "How many kidneys do I have left?" GM (OOC): "One--from the last time you had to sell one." Rose (OOC): "Hey, not-Rick-Sanchez can help you with that." Phoenix (OOC): "He can re-grow kidneys?! Can we just harvest organs?" GM (OOC): "Because that's hero talk." Rose (OOC): "Better than my Only-Fans money." Rod (OOC): "THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL!" -- Rose: "You can go Batman some criminals for their lunch money." -- GM: "He's willing to take a kidney--doesn't even have to be yours." -- Skye: "I will point at the window to my room. Hoping that Phoenix realizes what's about to happen." Phoenix: "You may not even know that I'm on top of the building." Skye: "I know you're on top of a building--I'm just hoping I'm not pointing directly at you." -- GM: "She places the leather-bound tome--you assume it's leather--" Skye (OOC): "Anthropodermic bibliopegy." GM: "You don't think so, but she places the book down and turns it toward you and opens it." Skye: "I'll make my will roll--I assume that's coming next." GM: "No, not actually." -- Phoenix (OOC): "You must unlearn what you have learned. Sorry, I'm full of stupid quotes." GM: "You're full of it, all right." |
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