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Old 06-23-2024, 10:31 PM   #11
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

GM: "It's about a 450 mile trip."
Rose: "That's an over-night trip."
Phoenix and Rod: "Yeah."
Rod: "The problem being?"
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Rod: "Thirteen-year-old girl."
Rose: "Yep."

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Rose: "What would it cost to go up for the weekend?"
GM: "That's a good question."
Phoenix: "Yeah, we're going to be up there."
Rose: "Well, if you two go as a couple . . .."
Phoenix: "A couple of what?"

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Phoenix (OOC): "How many kidneys do I have left?"
GM (OOC): "One--from the last time you had to sell one."
Rose (OOC): "Hey, not-Rick-Sanchez can help you with that."
Phoenix (OOC): "He can re-grow kidneys?! Can we just harvest organs?"
GM (OOC): "Because that's hero talk."
Rose (OOC): "Better than my Only-Fans money."
Rod (OOC): "THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL!"

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Rose: "You can go Batman some criminals for their lunch money."

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GM: "He's willing to take a kidney--doesn't even have to be yours."

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Skye: "I will point at the window to my room. Hoping that Phoenix realizes what's about to happen."
Phoenix: "You may not even know that I'm on top of the building."
Skye: "I know you're on top of a building--I'm just hoping I'm not pointing directly at you."

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GM: "She places the leather-bound tome--you assume it's leather--"
Skye (OOC): "Anthropodermic bibliopegy."
GM: "You don't think so, but she places the book down and turns it toward you and opens it."
Skye: "I'll make my will roll--I assume that's coming next."
GM: "No, not actually."

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Phoenix (OOC): "You must unlearn what you have learned. Sorry, I'm full of stupid quotes."
GM: "You're full of it, all right."
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