Prootwaddle Proverbs

[Les Haskell]

Prootwaddle Proverbs
1. Prootwaddles despise wisdom and instruction.
2. Prootwaddles love their Prootwaddle ways.
3. Prootwaddles hate knowledge.
4. Prootwaddles refuse to listen
5. Prootwaddles never pay attention.
6. Prootwaddles disregard all advice.
7. Prootwaddles do not accept any rebuke.
8. Prootwaddles are noisy.
9. Prootwaddles are too stupid to feel shame.
10. Prootwaddles wander aimlessly, but they don’t know it.
11. Prootwaddles are led astray by their own great folly.
12. Prootwaddles are simple.
13. Prootwaddles are foolish.
14. Prootwaddles die for lack of sense.
15. Prootwaddles find pleasure in stupid schemes.
16. Prootwaddles hate correction.
17. Prootwaddles are stupid.
18. The way of Prootwaddles seems right to them.
19. A Prootwaddle’s heart blurts out folly.
20. Prootwaddles expose their folly.
21. A companion of Prootwaddles suffers harm.
22. Prootwaddles tear their own houses down for no reason.
23. Prootwaddles believe anything.
24. Prootwaddles inherit folly.
25. The folly of Prootwaddles yields folly.
26. The mouth of the Prootwaddle gushes folly.
27. Prootwaddles resent correction, so they avoid the wise.
28. The mouth of a Prootwaddle feeds on folly.
29. Prootwaddles despise their mothers.
30. Prootwaddles find no pleasure in understanding.
31. Prootwaddles delight in airing their own stupid opinions.
32. To answer before listening – Prootwaddle!
33. A Prootwaddle is quick to quarrel.
34. Prootwaddles gulp their food and chew with their mouths open.
35. Prootwaddles will scorn prudent words.
36. The Prootwaddle says in his heart “There is no GM.”