Favorite Gnomco Products

[David Johansen]

Following the success of the Inflatable King Clown we have introduced.

Gnomeco inflatable decoys. Our super realistic, replicas pack down tight and self inflate (Gnomeco is not responsible for injuries and death caused by swallowing inflatable decoys whole.

Inflatable Dragon
Terrify your foes with this bobbing beast. available in Black, Red, and Pink. This seven yard long beast features a six yard wingspan. Please specifiy color on order form.

Artificial Dragon Doo
Add realism to your pink dragon with these dreadfully realistic brown mounds with skulls and femurs printed on the sides.

Aersol Dragon Stench
Dragons ain't clean beasts and this foul murk will fool even the sharpest nose. For external use only. No this isn't the Aerosol cheese we couldn't sell off last year with a new label stuck on it. Why would you even ask that?

Inflatable Amazon Princess
Ideal for decoying dragons, knights, and heroes. Comes with separate flowing transparent robe. No we didn't just repackage unit 80085 from our adult mail order catalog.

Inflatable Boulder
Need some cover? Somewhere to hide? This grey lump will almost keep you mostly safe from your foes.

Inflatable Dungeon Gate
Just stick it to the side of a cliff and enjoy hours of fun watching wizards trying to figure out the magical password.

Inflatable Bard With Bagpipes
A customer favorite, guaranteed to draw the enemy's first round of fire.

Inflatable Giant
Fi, fi, foe, fumm, just remember that filling this guy with Aerosol Dragon Murk is considered a war crime in most kingdoms.