[MH] (Caribbean by Night) Driving Miss Piggy

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by johndallman

Well, Teddy Smith's refusal to use a chicken is making sense now. If you dress a chicken in that tracksuit, it will (a) look very 2002 and (b) probably suffocate.

I suppose, though he mostly seemed to object to tattooing it. Something about plucking a live chicken.

Note also that while the tracksuit was desperately desirable in 2002, when Natalie Garza was in high school, it was also a hard-to-get fad item available at a few locations and mostly confined to celebrities, or at the very least richer kids with connections. Garza bought her years later, around 2008, when she had become a Deputy US Marshal and had the disposable income to afford it. At that point, they were also being sold in a lot more locations, including in Houston.

It's old, faded and out of fashion now, not to mention that at thirty-three, Garza wouldn't wear a pink tracksuit for anything but the gym (and even then, only if her other gym clothes were dirty). Doesn't mean that she likes having it stolen for porcine purposes, though.