Memorable Quotes.

[Mark Skarr]

Taelor: “It’s like Showgirls, just without the good bits.”
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GM (visibly shudders): “Uugghh.”

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Ruby: “[Officer Jones] can have a modified baseball bat.”
GM: “By modified, you mean Wiffle?”
Ruby: “He can have a Nerf one.”

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GM: “The girl does not accidentally fire the shotgun.”
Remy (OOC): “She’s one up on Jones.”

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Oren: “It appears to be an invasion of dinosaurs.”
Nick: “Those words shouldn’t go together.”

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GM: “You can call it a smoker—we call it a gas chamber.”
Remy (OOC): “That’s a warcrime.”

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GM: “You hear something spastic come through on the radio.”
Ruby: “Can I tell which radio?”
GM: “Well, you only know one spastic.”

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Ruby: “Follow the scent of crazy. Find your crazy mommy.”

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Kay: “Hey, [Allosaurus], you got raptors on your face.”

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Remy: “I was reachin’ into this bag of Molotov cocktails, but apparently, I’m just gunna take a swig.”

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Kay: “These are vicious, chewing chickens.”

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Remy (OOC): “You dive through a window to discover it’s painted on.”

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GM: “Kay has taken no damage from the hostiles, and only damage from her own actions.”
Ruby: “It’s called ‘consequences.’”

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Oren (OOC): “And how did Kay die? Was it from some crazy dino? No, it was getting stuck under a vending machine.”

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Dr. Meyers (OOC): “Saved, from certain death by vending machine, by a velociraptor.”

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Ruby (OOC): “I’m going to the bathroom—let me know if anyone dies in a hilarious way.”

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Kay: “I’m going to head back to Target, get myself some ice cream, lie down and go to bed.”

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Kay (OOC): “I have a horrible question: does anyone else see, in this map, a boob with a tumor?”
Ruby (OOC): “We’re in Mammogram-Hatten.”

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Right after I posted, Ruby's player said this:
"Of all the ways I thought Kay would get injured with what was going on, that vending machine came out of left field."