Impossible inventions

jason taylor · 11-30-2017, 02:56 AM

Universal translator=translator app

Love potion=Roofie. And yes, that is an unfortunate thought, but so was the original when you think about it.

Black hole generator

X-ray goggles=All that is needed is a decade or two miniturization

Meal in a pill=Bouillon cube

Anti entropy ray=repair shop

Freeze ray=refrigerator

Amnesia ray=Vodka

Dimensional prison in a box=casket

Battlesuit=plate armor

11-30-2017, 02:56 AM	#1
jason taylor Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland, Oregon	Re: Impossible inventions Universal translator=translator app Love potion=Roofie. And yes, that is an unfortunate thought, but so was the original when you think about it. Black hole generator X-ray goggles=All that is needed is a decade or two miniturization Meal in a pill=Bouillon cube Anti entropy ray=repair shop Freeze ray=refrigerator Amnesia ray=Vodka Dimensional prison in a box=casket Battlesuit=plate armor __________________ "The navy could probably win a war without coffee but would prefer not to try"-Samuel Eliot Morrison

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