How do you get a horse?

[evileeyore]

Originally Posted by dcarson

Horse as a Patron would be Mr. Ed or Francis.

Now I'm picturing the Knight sitting in a tavern, drinking and laughing with his compatriots... the door bursts open and standing there dramatically, his Horse.

Horse: "Whinny."
Knight: "But it's my first night off in weeks."
H: "Neigh." Flick of the mane, stern look.
K: "Sorry guys, gotta go to work."