Terrifying GM Statements

[Disliker of the mary sue]

Originally Posted by malloyd

Players can decide anything is scary. Completely trivial background detail can spin into the most insane theories. Worse case I can recall, an off the cuff answer to what is (guy we're suspicious of for some reason) doing? - he's staring out the window watching birds build a nest in the tree behind the inn - sent the players off looking for druidic plots and checking for the presence of birds before they did anything for the rest of the adventure.

sometimes thought hat can leasd to some fun shenagens, like in happy jacks they told the story of they had a prop newspaper and in the small corner was a small article about an old lady owning a bar for 75 years and they all imeditely thought that was suspicious. this wasn't suppose to be anything but the dm just said...okay then it turns otu this lady was a mage or something.

[Tallor]

Originally Posted by Donny Brook

I didn't know you could even get that result on this table. But there it is in black and white.

You rolled a 13 on the Weirdness table. It says "Draxx them sklounst".

[Flyndaran]

The problem with creating ambience and background turning into Chekhov's gun. "But what does it mean?"

[Tallor]

Originally Posted by Flyndaran

The problem with creating ambience and background turning into Chekhov's gun. "But what does it mean?"

I'd houserule that Chekov's gun is a Fine-quality AK-47 that requires a special key to open its nigh-unbreakable case.

[Frost]

Well that's not supposed to happen. [Rustling papers]

And shortly afterwards.

What was over there anyway? [More rustling papers]

[Boomerang]

Did anyone bring a copy of Creatures of the Night? No? Never mind, I will just wing it.

[Boomerang]

The great Cthulhu turns toward you tentacles slithering, everyone make a will roll versus sex appeal.

[TGLS]

"Alright! I finally get to use my copy of GURPS Kaiju!"

"No, Cthulupunk only happened to be at the top of the stack."

"Bunnies and Burrows is the next campaign. Totally unrelated to the sorceress who captured you. No you can't look at the character sheets I brought in."

"No, erotic art wasn't a misprint. I hope every one of you took at least one point in it."

"This isn't much first GURPS game, I just bought 'How to be a GURPS GM' because I am a completionist. Now, Halmaro the Red is launching a Caravan to Ein Arris..."

"Alright, next session will be after the end of GURPS."

[simply Nathan]

"If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link."

[AmesJainchill]

Originally Posted by Tallor

You rolled a 13 on the Weirdness table. It says "Draxx them sklounst".

I certainly ain't talking about no terry cloths.

As for me...

"He comes around the corner blasting an auto shotgun."

"No, those other two players have good qualities. I want to include them in the campaign."