[New Release] GURPS Dungeon Fantasy Denizens: Barbarians

[Rasputin]

Originally Posted by Ghostdancer

I love the smell of Alchemist's Fire in the morning...

Smell that? You smell that? Fireball, son. Nothing else in the whole world smells like that. I love the smell of fireballs in the morning. You know, one time we had a throne room to clear out, and Pyro let out burning death for a whole minute straight. When it was all over, I walked in. We didn't find one of them, not one stinking orc body. That smell, that gasoline smell, the whole room. Smelled like … victory. Someday we'll have this whole dungeon cleared out.