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Originally Posted by Dalillama
You would be amazed at how quickly that can be fatal in the presence of an angry Malakite. After the intestines are out, there's the liver, the aorta, the spleen... (also, I wouldn't put it past plenty of Malakim to be able to bite through plate armor anyway).
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Originally Posted by Omegonthesane
This, and generally the majority of angelic dissonance conditions have to be deliberately triggered. There isn't actually a way in nature to kill with literally no pain, so I'd have thought the only reasonable solution was that you had to kill as quickly and cleanly as possible rather than drawing it out. Which, in the case of Mr Plate Mail Sans Gutplate, would involve burrowing into their organs to eat their heart out, resulting in a quicker death than the more traditional tearing out of their throat.
Alternately, NC: Fangs and crush their throat through the gorget.
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Or as I'm fond of saying, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, then up into the chest cavity behind the ribs. A rhino would work nicely if he got the angle right.
Of course, he's in armor in water, the fool. An alligator could do what alligators do--grab its victim and spin them under water until they drown. That way the water would not be polluted by the demon's guts, even. If the bucket o' pollution has a lid, the angel's problem is solved.
I'm way too creative for this kind of thing.