Spraying Mace...

[sir_pudding]

Originally Posted by Ghostdancer

Clearly, you've never met Bubba*. That said, I've been shot full on with a taser and it does squat**. Maybe I have too many layers of fat or whatever, but it don't hurt. Never did. Still don't. Now mace? Mace puts me down hard - I'm allergic to it. My skin breaks out and if it's a high enough dose I blister. It's a ugly ugly thing to see.


* Everyone meets "Bubba" eventually, he's that guy that's taller than you by a foot, meaner then you are by half, and weighs at least x1.5 to x2 times what you do. In my case, "Bubba" was a 450 lb. 7'6" Somaon who really wanted a bag of cheetos from an area that I was guarding and wasn't open to the public at the time. Not only did he ignore being tased, but he proceeded to lick the pepper spray I shot in his face while beating the living hell out of me. When I woke up next it was in a hospital and my boss informed me that they'd caught the guy and asked if I wanted to press charges. I asked to speak to him and apparently I'd been the last straw in a series of straws. I didn't press charges and "Bubba" got himself together, paid my medical bills, and left me a bag of cheetos in thanks. He's working up in Alaska somewheres (I haven't heard from him in years).
** One of the requirements in my state for using a TASER is having one used on you - or at least it was when I got my P.I./Armed Security license.

We should team up, tasers take me down fast, but irritating my mucus membranes basically makes me mad. We'd be unstoppable (offer not valid for lethal weapons, microwave area denial, fire-hoses or beanbag rounds)!