Stuck between a rock and some other kind of rock

[Barghaest]

Originally Posted by pfharlock

It's like one of those geico commercials. (Said in deep serious voice). "When you're a giant goblin leader, you chase after delvers, when you chase after delvers, you get stabbed through the chest, when you get stabbed in the chest, you fall unconscious, when you fall unconscious you get unceremoniously beheaded. Don't get unceremoniously beheaded, get geico..."

That's a satellite vs cable commercial (DirectTV, I believe), not a Geico one.