Rules questions

[Zeus_online]

Okay, i've been playing this for a while, and we have had several loud arguments on the same subjects, so i thought to myself, why not ask?

Regarding items:
Can i play an item card (lets use Bow with ribbons as an example) without fulfilling the requirements to use it? (in this case, being an elf)

Can i sell items in hand aswell as in play?

If i have an agreement with another player to do some action and then get say one treasure in return, does he actually have to fulfill his part of the bargain?

If two clerics are level 9, and the card "Divine intervention" is flipped from the "kick in the door" pile, do they get a draw or do both win at the same time?

Another situation:
Player 1 flips Squidzilla and i agree to help him defeat the monstrosity, then player 2 play wandering monster and have the Gazebo enter combat - does player 1 have to defeat Gazebo alone, or can i still help him defeat it?

Truly obnoxious curse:
Does this card only look for numerical bonii?
lets take the following situation: I have a "Really impressive title" aswell as a "Chainsaw of bloody dismemberment" and the dirty thief to my left decides to cast "Truly obnoxious curse" on me. Can i pick which one gets discarded, or does the really impressive title count as a better bonus because of its lack of requirements?

I unfortunetly got sex-changed during the last game i played, and i flipped an amazon. Can i choose to combat it rather then getting a free treasure?

Kneepads of allure:
Are these supposed to be "one use only"? This item seems really powerful.

Why cant i sell "1,000 gold pieces" for 1000 gold? (Halflings would benefit!) :)

Tuba of charm:
So i agree to help my friend to the left with defeating a plutonium dragon, but i have the Tuba of charm and immediatly decide to flee. Do we have to agree to flee or can i just run away at any time i choose?

Mutilate the bodies:
Do you have to play it after a combat was won? Or can i run away and then cast it?

Timing question:
Player 1 attempts to steal "Really impressive title" from player 2, with the card "Help me out here!"
player 2 then responds by backstabbing player 1, so the requirement for "Help me out here!" is no longer valid.
Is this possible? or are there no timing rules to allow these kinds of actions?

...and some suggestions for future editions:
Leather armor - shouldnt this be female only? For aesthetics ;)

Flaming armor + rat on a stick - i wish the rat would gain something from being fried.

I hope someone can clarify these problems :)

[MunchkinMan]

We prefer one question per thread, or maybe a few related questions together, with a title that's descriptive and relevant. There are way too many questions here, so I'm splitting the thread up.