Real Life Car Wars

[LokRobster]

I like:

the trucks will quite likely mutate to include “shielding for tires, their Achilles’ heel, blast pads in the flooring, up-armoring, et cetera.”

[imagines self-mutating Cthulhu-Trucks, but I digress]

In discussing these "1st gen" CarWars attempts, it was noted they forgot to armor the tire hubs or graft on wheelguards. The one they captured 2 or 3 months ago was mobility-killed by shooting out the tires!

Any novice CW fan could have given them pointers on vehicle design. Luckily they didn't bother asking us.