Memorable Quotes.

[Bruno]

From Saturdays game, which was particularly funny.

PC5: "The opposite of 'culture' is not 'science!'"
GM: "I think the opposite of culture is the internet."

PC4: "Half the group are Pisces."
PC5: "That explains so much! No, wait, no it doesn't."

PC1: "An infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually summon Yog-Sothoth."

On Charlie Sheen's family:
PC2: "I thought Emilio Estevez was pretty normal."

GM: "It's kind of invisible."
PC4: "What do you mean, 'kind of?'"
GM: "It's COMPLETELY invisible."
PC5: "How is that KIND OF?"
GM: "I wanted to break it to you gently?"

PC4: "Why are we discussing the reproductive health of the magical half-geriatric NPC?"
[everyone points at PC2]

On potato chips with "lemon chicken" and "baby back rib" and "ballpark hotdog" flavours:
GM: "Where do you GET those?"
PC1: "Loblaws."
GM: "I've been to Loblaws! I've never seen the secret aisle where you get those!"
PC5: "It's the one with the chips."

On Jewish Bugbears:
PC2: "A menorah would make a pretty good polearm."
PC3: "Clerics do get flame strike."
GM: "This is probably how bugbear judaism actually works."

The kobold and the ex-dragon are arguing.
PC4: "Okay, you two, just whip it out and compare"
PC2: "Mine's 1200 years bigger!"
PC5: "Mine takes two hands to wield!"
PC4: "I'm so sorry, I take it all back."

PC4: "What if we just open the locket and let them fight?"
PC5: "Somehow I doubt that two of Yog-Sothoth is better."
GM: "What's the plural of 'Yog-Sothoth', anyway?"

PC5: "Then we need to figure out how to make one quarter of a crumbled, damaged planet regain the will to live."
PC1: "First step, remove the kobold bard"

PC3: "This is your brain. THIS is your brain on fire."

PC1: "First he was a paladin of the war god. Then he was a champion of the war god. Now's the the avatar of the war god."
PC2: "This is starting to worry the war god."

PC5: "Yes, every time anyone says 'beer' the beer monks begin the beer chant and a procession arrives with a giant mug of beer. Oh, ****, I've just triggered it, like, six times."

GM: "We don't keep weapons here, to discourage adventurers. You know what happens when you tell people that there's a hidden city at the top of the world full of fantastic treasure? They get on their dragons and fly up here and then you NEVER get rid of them."

[on lunch supplies]
GM: "Please stop talking about PC2's meat."
PC4: "You just want to jam it all in your mouth all at once."

[after the telekinetic threw the magic circle that's spawning demons out of the airship]
PC5: "I can see my house from oh no wait my house is in the abyyyyyssssssss!"

PC1: "I have a pocket dimension."
PC5: "Chicks dig pocket dimensions."