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Old 09-19-2021, 05:09 PM   #1757
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Bobb: "On a [horror] scale of one to ten, It's gone from a seven to a six-and-a-half?"
Chaos: "It's gone from a nine to a six."
Bobb: "That's not a nine."
Chaos: "It is to me."
Bobb: "You haven't spent much time on the internet, have you?"

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Raquel: "I'll start heaping pistachio ice cream on [the searing hot sword]. No one like pistachio."

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Raquel: "Technically, I wouldn't have gotten seared, the force field would have protected me."
GM: "Nope, it doesn't protect against 'stupid.'"

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Raquel: "Do they make their fright check?"
GM: "I don't think that has a fright check component."
Raquel: "No, but now being on fire does."

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(After being targeted by enemy snipers and taken down)
Raquel: "Well, let's be fair--they are targeting the right person."
GM: "Yeah, they got the memo."

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(After a critical failure using a sword she was only using at default.)
Dranara: "Okay. Mental note: GM is full of [poop]. Listen to Raquel."

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Melissa: "I'll stab you with an ep-bee-pen."
Daska: "She bee-fibrulates you."

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Raquel: "If I never see lava again . . .."

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GM: "Har'ron will punch these guys. Left hand . . .."
Raquel (OOC): "Left hand, face! Right hand, groin!"
<beat>
Raquel (OOC): "Hitting them so hard it is actually Twister?"
GM: "Pretty much."
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