[ravenfish]

The Elves of the Greenwood desire to have the best form of government. They have tried democracy and aristocracy, and now wish to try monarchy but, conscious that monarchs (like mold) can be difficult to get rid of, they are seeking a mortal to be their first king so that he can be easily removed if needed. Applicants should enjoy sitting majestically, wearing silly things on their heads, and long walks in the woods.