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Old 07-14-2007, 01:12 PM   #38
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

In my current Victorian Era Horror campaign, our group's resident mad scientist Dr. Adam Clay, ("No! I really am a doctor! Of Mathematics!"), has a goal of resurrecting the dead. Over several sessions, he gradually invented or acquired the elements he'd need to do this and finally reached the experimentation stage.

He ordered his NPC hunchbacked assistant Steve ("Yesss, Doctor!") to acquire some dead rats to test his process on. Steve returned with a couple cages, one with dead rats, one with live ones. "Just in case you need them," Steve helpfully explained.

"They weren't poisoned, were they?" Clay was concerned that any toxins in the rats' bodies might interfere with the resurrection process.

"Oh no, Doctor! I got some teeny-tiny pillows and smothered 'em!"
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