[martinl]

Gnomco Sundress ™

While this beautiful yellow number is guaranteed[1] to show off your barbarian's assets, it is also an artifact of powerful magic.

If the wearer of this garment ever sings the complete lyrics of "You Are My Sunshine[2],[3]," it will begin to glow.

In the first round, it lights up a 3 yard radius brightly and 6 yards dimly.

In the second, it will light up 3 yards with "sunlight", 6 yards brightly, and 12 yards dimly.

On the third round a 6 yard radius is lit by sunlight, 12 yards are lit brightly, and 24 yards dimly.

On the fourth round (or immediately if the dress is removed during the first three rounds) the dress transmutes to "instant sunshine", acting like a 12d explosive fireball detonating in contact with the wearer, additionally exposing everything in a 24 yard radius to bright sunlight until the player's next turn. The wearer is not granted any immunity to this effect.

[1] This is a figure of speech only. Gnomco Sundress ™ not guaranteed.

[2] Make a singing check after a minimum of 2d+10 sequential concentration maneuvers. The check is only to determine how nicely you sing as the dress activates regardless. Optionally, GMs can get creative with crits.

[3] The complete lyrics includes the super-depressing third verse that is usually left out.