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martinl · 10-19-2021, 04:18 PM

Gnomco Gnomcow ™

Need a henchthing to carry your treasure? Need emergency rations? Need to protect your wizard, fertilize your garden, mow you lawn, and seduce that minotaur, all at the same time?

Does Gnomco have the Gnomcow for you!

Do not expose Gnomco Gnomcow ™ to Gnomco Healing Sauce ™. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ for external use only. Do no debate the relative literary merits of Proust and Asimov with Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ not intended for child care applications. If Gnomco Gnomcow ™ "moos" that is completely normal and safe; however, if Gnomco Gnomcow ™ "mus" evacuate to safe bunker at least 47 yards distant from Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Do not feed Gnomco Gnomcow ™ after midnight. Do not lick Gnomco Gnomcow ™ within 3 hours of consuming Gnomco Gnomcoco ™. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ may be illegal in kingdoms beginning with "K." Do not trade Gnomco Gnomcow ™ for magic beans - instead consider buying Gnomco Adventure Seeds ™ directly from Gnomco - 10% discount with verifiable remains of Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ is not your friend and is only doing this for the money. Gnomco is not responsible for back wages owed to Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Gnomco denies feeding Gnomco Gnomcow ™ sweepings from the main Gnomco factory floor and is sure there are no significant side effects anyways. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ is not holding a grudge. Do not plot with Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Do not join cowmunist revolutionary cell with Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Cowmunuism never works out in the end, Gnomco suggests Democratic Goatsialism if you are into that sort of thing. Do not add metal horn reinforcement to Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ is not a front line combatant. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ is not DPS or healbot either. If Gnomco Gnomcow ™ starts licking your wounds discard Gnomco Gnomcow ™ immediately. If Gnomco Gnomcow ™ follows you home and stares into your second+ story window at night contact exorcist immediately. Gnomco is not responsible for vampiric Gnomco Gnomcattle ™ and vampiric gnomcattle certainly did not rampage throughout the Gnomco Gnomcow ™ herd. You might want to bring stakes just to be sure though. Or steaks. Whatever. Do not expose Gnomco Gnomcow ™ to the rains down in Africa.

10-19-2021, 04:18 PM	#64
martinl Join Date: Jan 2006	Re: Favorite Gnomco Products Gnomco Gnomcow ™ Need a henchthing to carry your treasure? Need emergency rations? Need to protect your wizard, fertilize your garden, mow you lawn, and seduce that minotaur, all at the same time? Does Gnomco have the Gnomcow for you! Do not expose Gnomco Gnomcow ™ to Gnomco Healing Sauce ™. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ for external use only. Do no debate the relative literary merits of Proust and Asimov with Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ not intended for child care applications. If Gnomco Gnomcow ™ "moos" that is completely normal and safe; however, if Gnomco Gnomcow ™ "mus" evacuate to safe bunker at least 47 yards distant from Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Do not feed Gnomco Gnomcow ™ after midnight. Do not lick Gnomco Gnomcow ™ within 3 hours of consuming Gnomco Gnomcoco ™. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ may be illegal in kingdoms beginning with "K." Do not trade Gnomco Gnomcow ™ for magic beans - instead consider buying Gnomco Adventure Seeds ™ directly from Gnomco - 10% discount with verifiable remains of Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ is not your friend and is only doing this for the money. Gnomco is not responsible for back wages owed to Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Gnomco denies feeding Gnomco Gnomcow ™ sweepings from the main Gnomco factory floor and is sure there are no significant side effects anyways. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ is not holding a grudge. Do not plot with Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Do not join cowmunist revolutionary cell with Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Cowmunuism never works out in the end, Gnomco suggests Democratic Goatsialism if you are into that sort of thing. Do not add metal horn reinforcement to Gnomco Gnomcow ™. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ is not a front line combatant. Gnomco Gnomcow ™ is not DPS or healbot either. If Gnomco Gnomcow ™ starts licking your wounds discard Gnomco Gnomcow ™ immediately. If Gnomco Gnomcow ™ follows you home and stares into your second+ story window at night contact exorcist immediately. Gnomco is not responsible for vampiric Gnomco Gnomcattle ™ and vampiric gnomcattle certainly did not rampage throughout the Gnomco Gnomcow ™ herd. You might want to bring stakes just to be sure though. Or steaks. Whatever. Do not expose Gnomco Gnomcow ™ to the rains down in Africa.