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Old 10-11-2022, 08:00 PM   #1852
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Supergirl: "[Expletive]! It's a magical barrier. It'll take me a while to punch through it and heat vision is a bit too dangerous in here."
Charlemagne: "Shimmer and I will see what we can do."
ISWAT Commander: "We've looked into your group and you don't have much magical aptitude."
Charlemagne: "You'd think that, wouldn't you?"
ISWAT Commander: "While we've never encountered an actual Kryptonian before, we've got volumes of information on them, as the myths of various worlds describe them in exquisite--though sometimes, contradictory--detail. Having researched her abilities and those you and Shimmer possess we had this barrier created to stymie any attack you could muster long enough for us to complete our goal. You're now imprisoned and that will give me the last word."
Charlemagne: "Nope. SHAZAM!"
<beat>
ISWAT Commander: "Batman's not supposed to have any powers!"
Captain Marvel: "I. AM. NOT. BATMAN!"

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Shimmer: "[Expletive]! Why do you encourage them to monologue?!"
Captain Marvel: "It's more fun that way."
Shimmer: (Anger evaporated) "Okay, fair enough."

(Heaven/Shimmer has given James/Charlemagne/Captain Marvel a lot of grief about not having fun.)

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ISWAT prisoner: "What? No Aquaman?"
(Supergirl looks at Captain Marvel with a questioning glance.)
Captain Marvel: "Super-powered Spongebob."
Supergirl: "What? He can swim and talk to fish?"
Captain Marvel: "In a nutshell."
Supergirl: "I can do that. You can do that. What use would he be?"
Shimmer: "Damsel in Distress."
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