[AlexanderHowl]

The Box of Delivery appears to be a simple wooden box, but it is a horrid little device that transforms anyone who opens it into a newly delivered babe, permanently stripping them of their years of growth and memories. It is actually a sapient and malevolent object, with alien hungers that cause it feed on human experiences. If the individual who opened it is fortunate, someone will find them before they die of exposure. Either way, it will not feed again until one month has passed for every year that it consumed from its previous victim.

Next up, the Bracelets of the New Moon.