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Old 10-14-2006, 08:38 PM   #189
Christopher R. Rice
 
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Default Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?

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Originally Posted by Icelander
As a punishment for misrepresenting him in Conan the Barbarian, Kromm cursed Ahhnold to eventually star in Junior.

At this, all angry and wicked gods in the multiverse very horrified and demanded to know how Kromm could punish so harshly and still count himself merciful.

Kromm is reputed to have laughed and shown them an unfinished script, saying: "This is what he would have done if I wasn't merciful."

When Ahhnold infuriated the evil gods later, he was struck by a curse which caused this movie.
@_@ I just....I had blocked out the truama of these two movies and now... It.. hurts... badly... Kromm save me!

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