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Old 06-03-2016, 05:30 AM   #1091
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

James: “It’s not like this is the first time I’ve been caught with my pants down.”
Lux: “This isn’t even the first time today.”


Lux: “This is James we’re talking about—did you see his ‘Mad Hatter’ costume? Seriously—no rational decision-making process could have ever green-lighted that.”
Trixie: “He was ‘Fancy.’”
James: “Hey, Arin liked it.”
Lux: “Arin wore a ‘San Francisco ‘69ers’ shirt until you told her what it meant.”


Fox (NPC): “So, you’re James Ryder? I’ve heard a lot about you.”
James: “I’m assuming that at least fifty-percent of that is hyperbole and should not be believed.”
Fox: “Well, there’s a story I’ve heard about a costume so bad blind golfers wouldn’t wear it.”
Lux: “Oh, that one’s true.”


Johnny: “You just think, because you’re [sleeping with Major NPC], that makes you a better leader.”
Savannah: “No. He thinks that because he’s better at leading us, he’s a better leader.”
James: “Yeah, take that, hippy!”
Johnny: “You just like giving orders.”
James: “No, I like my friends not being dead.”
Savannah: “Yeah, we like that, too.”
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