From the Chicago Tribune, not The Onion.
Quote:
U.S. Senate candidate admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
"I did sacrifice a goat. I know that's probably a quibble in the mind of most Americans," he said. "I sacrificed an animal to the god of the wilderness. ... Yes, I drank the goat's blood."
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/n...005-story.html
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For bonus Evil-Overlord-wannabe points, he named himself "Augustus Sol Invictus".