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Old 03-20-2007, 10:34 AM   #612
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Default Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?

Theologists do not agree on this point.

One camp argues that as KROMM is clearly infinite, it makes no sense to say that some parts of the world are cut off from him. It is, therefore, necessary that all things are KROMM, as He is all things. We call them PanKRMOMMists.

Another camp argues that although KROMM is infinite, He is also omnipotent. Ergo, while He could be in all things, He can choose not to. Therefore, the location of KROMM at each moment in time depends on His Holy Will and is unknowable, as we are both incapable of grasping the enormity of his mind and should someone manage that, KROMM would simply be able to move to where we didn't know where he was. We call these Shrödiger's KROMMagnostics.

The third camp is of the opinion that KROMM is far too well-mannered to be mucking about inside of people and that he prefers to stay in Quebec, in any case. We call these teleKROMMuters.
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